Tuesday, January 3, 2017

WHERE'S ALDO??? 'Excessively hairy, chubby' man wanted in New Jersey after 'running naked towards teen girls and exposing himself to another woman'

New Jersey cops are looking for an 'excessively hairy' man who they say exposed himself to a woman before running naked toward two teenage girls the following week.

A woman reported the first incident Saturday, saying a man had gotten out of his Jeep wearing only tennis shoes in Medford Township on December 21. The streaker, according to the woman, walked around the Jeep, opened the trunk, then stepped back in.

Two teenage girls then said a naked man ran toward them after getting out of a Jeep in Evesham Township on December 30, NJ.com reported. Evesham Township is about four miles away from Medford Township.

Descriptions of the man and vehicle are similar in both instances and authorities believe the same man is responsible for both incidents. Both Medford and Evesham Township police are looking for a white, heavy set man. Medford officers also said he had an excessive amount of body hair, while the man sought in the Evesham incident was described as chubby.

Both reported incidents involve a naked man stepping out of a Jeep. 

A woman said she saw a man step out of a Jeep Patriot Park around 2 pm on December 21 on Huntington Circle Drive in Medford Township. The man, she said, was naked and wore only his tennis shoes as he circled around his vehicle and opened the rear hatch.

Two teenage girls said they were walking near Westerly Drive in Evesham Township when they saw a bear-chested man driving a black Jeep. They said the Jeep drove by again minutes later and stopped before a man stepped out completely naked and ran towards then. The girls told cops they ran home, NJ.com reported.

Medford Township investigators are looking for a white, heavy set man who they said had brown hair and excess body hair. They said his Jeep Patriot was an older model with a white sticker on the rear window.

Evesham Township police are also looking for a white, heavy set man. They said he is in his late 30s or early 40s, was seen driving a Jeep Cherokee, is clean shaven and has a faded haircut. 

25 comments:

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

Ron Jeremy???

john krass intrepid reporter said...

never left. aldo heard about the coming promotions at CFD. hanging around 911 center and spends all his free time crawling from desk to desk slurping the man goo. many are concerned about the condition called chap stick dick and insurance will not cover it.

Anonymous said...

He was just airing out his balls.

Dick Stopandfokker

Anonymous said...

Obviously off duty cpd! Case closed.

Anonymous said...

Aldo Raines would be chasing fat naked boys or gay cops at bourbon street hoping to get lucky.

Anonymous said...

It's the Jersey "Lil" Devil.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Detective Shaved? Thought he stopped doing that stuff.

SpankDaddy said...

Sounds like Mr. SouthSide's crazy uncle.

Anonymous said...

ALDO prefers teen boys.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Detective Shaved? Thought he stopped doing that stuff.

Clancy the bartender said...

where is aldo? if he was up your ass you would know.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Ron Jeremy.... probably early onset of alzheimers - thinks he's on set...

Anonymous said...

Also you sick fuck

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Aldo.

Anonymous said...

Kazupski, are you on vacation?

Anonymous said...

Big foot

Anonymous said...

$20 says its a cop........

Anonymous said...

He needed someone to lick the road sweat from his balls after the long drive from Chicago.

Tom Dart said...

Please I ask everybody to leave the one and only hero on CFD Aldo alone. He cares about everybody and help anybody in need. Just a great guy.

Anonymous said...

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!!!!!! (and the teen angels)...

Anonymous said...

"Medford officers also said he had an excessive amount of body hair, while the man sought in the Evesham incident was described as chubby."

Now, what do they mean by the word 'chubby'? Was he fat or was he sporting a chubby?

Mr. SouthSide said...

He's too young to be my crazy uncle. It does sound like him though.

Anonymous said...

Sgt Herrman!!

Anonymous said...

Outstanding Caucasian Christian conservative values right there!

Anonymous said...

With the Bijou boy-In-Chief to be....