Friday, December 16, 2016

VIDEO - San Bernardino CALIFORNIA - Sex Toy Store - Lotions & Lace - Cashier "Amy" uses large DILDOS to chase off would-be robber

A gunman who attempted to rob an erotica shop in California right before closing time had to turn around empty handed after two “feisty” employees scared him off with sex toys, video of the bizarre incident shows.
The attempted armed robbery occurred at Lotions & Lace in San Bernardino on Wednesday around 9:45 p.m., according to cops.
Surveillance footage released by the San Bernardino Police Department shows a man with his face partially covered walk into the store brandishing a black firearm.
A store employee only identified as Amy told KABC she was unfazed and initially thought the man’s gun was fake.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

She'll probably be charged with a hate crime if she used a black dildo...

Mr. SouthSide said...

"Crabs" Corcoran once scared me off with a huge dildo.

stash the polski guy said...

surprised the phat phucking phist phucker has the balls to rob the two dykes. harbor chicks are phucking tuff.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she likes her dildoes big and black, just like her men.

Anonymous said...

"A store employee only identified as Amy told KABC she was unfazed and initially thought the man’s gun was fake."..


So was her 'weapon'........FAKE

Nikolai Fukov said...

After hearing this Tom Dart has issued weaponized dildos to all his officers.

Anonymous said...

Hatchet Harry beat and clattered a man to death with a dildo.

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch Amy's fart box.

Aldo Raine said...

Keesing Bandit got pseudo vapors upon reading this story.

Anonymous said...

It'd have been hillarious if she'd pulled out a 22" double dong and smacked him in the face with it...

This scene has all the makings of a great porno :-)

Anonymous said...

His weapon looked fake but his discharge felt like real jizz!

Dick Stopandfokker

Anonymous said...

Sadly the dildo's will now have to be labeled "used" to sell.

Anonymous said...

fake news story