Thursday, December 15, 2016

Police Issue a SEVERE NEGRO ALERT for Tinley Park IL - Partially Masked Armed Negro Robs Speedway Fueling Station, 7201 183rd St.

The NO CONCEALED CARRY at Speedway Fueling Stations doesn't stop CRIMINALS from bringing a gun into the gas station....

TINLEY PARK, IL — A man brandishing what witnesses described as a foot-long "black barrel" weapon robbed a gas station in Tinley Park early Thursday.

Police were called around 2:30 a.m. for a report of an armed robbery at Speedway, 7201 183rd St. The suspect is described as a black male of unknown age, 5-foot-5 to 5-foot-6, of medium build with almond-shaped eyes. He was wearing a dark green hoodie and black ski mask.

A witness told police the weapon — described as 12 to 14 inches in length — was obscured by a towel, said Police Chief Steve Neubauer.

The offender fled southbound in a dark-colored sedan. No one was injured in the incident.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...


12 to 14 1nches ??, are you sure it wasn't his dick ?!?

Anonymous said...

He brandished his black footlong.

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

No fucking cameras at Speed Way??

Anonymous said...

12-14 inches! I would consider that a weapon. No wonder a towel could only partially cover it.

Anonymous said...

apartment complex near normal single family residential is disaster waiting to happen. invasion of section 8 balls is certain.

Anonymous said...

Probably an ass plug under a towel... Aldo?

Anonymous said...

piece of pipe

Anonymous said...

Lane Bryant case still not solved!

The Keesing Bandit said...

Could they tell what it was by the stank?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Tinley Runner said...

Right down the street from the Low Income Housing Mayor Seamon wants. That fucking gas station will be robbed every weekend once it's build. Time to move the fuck out of that shit hole.

Aldo Raine said...

Yup. Section Ape has transitioned it to Tinley Dark. You liberal white guilt assholes deserve everything you're getting. Are those election night tears dry yet?

Anonymous said...

A program rubberstamped by the idiot from Bumblefuck????....

Anonymous said...

Check Golden Corral on 159th Street.

Anonymous said...

@Aldo Raine

Liberal white assholes in Tinley Park? Every Tinley Park resident I've ever encountered is a South Side Chicago survivor who moved to Tinley to get away from the problems. They ain't liberal!

Anonymous said...

Maybe your faggot ass should suck it and let us know.

Anonymous said...

Dem da fuckin Niggers are at it yet again!

Anonymous said...

TPPD couldn't investigate their way out of a paper bag. Too bad the shines and camel jockeys are taking over there.

Anonymous said...

Niggers in Tinley Park? Guess I won't be moving there, either.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

@Aldo Raine

Liberal white assholes in Tinley Park? Every Tinley Park resident I've ever encountered is a South Side Chicago survivor who moved to Tinley to get away from the problems. They ain't liberal!

December 15, 2016 at 10:30 PM

i hope this was sarcasm or you just don't fucking get it junior do you.