Sunday, December 11, 2016

Northbrook Police Chief Charles Wernick: In the strangulation murder of Northbrook lawyer Jigar K. Patel, Jigar A. Patel was the intended target - Really? You mean a murderer didn't go to strangle somebody else but missed and he strangled Patel instead by accident? Great police work Deputy Barney Fife!

And Northbrook residents please do not believe the BULLSHIT that since this was an ISOLATED MURDER, the public isn't in danger... That's a bunch of BULLSHIT - There is a MURDERER on the LOOSE!
Despite saying the strangulation death of a Northbrook lawyer was an isolated case and 36-year-old Jigar K. Patel was the intended target, police Chief Charles J. Wernick said Saturday afternoon the department was not on the verge of an arrest in the slaying.

Wernick said investigators have reviewed footage from surveillance cameras and followed up on tips in the death of Patel, a Prospect Heights resident whose body was found in his third-floor office in the 1300 block of Shermer Road in downtown Northbrook.

Police went to the office about 7:30 p.m. Wednesday to conduct a wellness check requested by his wife, who had reported him missing.

"He was scheduled to make a stop on the way home and didn't make that stop," Wernick said.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

cue ball will solve this?

Aldo Raine said...

No doubt he swindeled a lot of people out of money. Enjoy Hell, Haji!

Anonymous said...

I am 70- been retired for 10 years and this Deputy Chief looks older than me. He also looks as if he should hang it up.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a professional hit.Killer probably covered all their tracks.

Aldo Raine said...

And you're posting at 643PM? Shouldn't you be in bed, Grandpa?

stash the polski guy said...

brilliant police work. wait till the negroes invade tee hee.

Anonymous said...

He either screwed the wrong client or the wrong dot-head.

No more chicken tiika for you, Ghandi.

Henny Youngman said...

Like I said before, they were lining up 5 deep to strangle that mother fucker.

Still here all week, try the veal

Anonymous said...

Patel? Ravadem Patel? How am I gonna make a livin' on these deadbeats? Where did you get this one from the morgue?
"Patel"? Fuck you. Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him "Sign the deal!" he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too, into the bargain. Fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass - fuck you!

Anonymous said...

Patel? Ravadem Patel? How am I gonna make a livin' on these deadbeats? Where did you get this one from the morgue?
"Patel"? Fuck you. Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him "Sign the deal!" he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too, into the bargain. Fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass - fuck you!

G/SGT R.L.E.. said...

"I said choke yourself" !!!

Anonymous said...

Fucking security cameras in the middle of a metra parking lot, and heavy traffic intersection/RR crossing... good fucking luck trying to "review footage"...

Anonymous said...

Well, you can rule out all the small handed people...

So that cuts the suspect pool by 1.23796%... oughta have this solved in about 90 years.

Anonymous said...

He looks like Uncle Fester from 'The Adams Family'.

Anonymous said...

He is in bed,Aldo...
With your fatassed wife!

Aldo Raine said...

EX-wife. Only which one?

Anonymous said...

The note found scrawled in front of Patel stating "it was him--->." tipped off Police Chief Charles "Obvious" Wernick.

Anonymous said...

And we ignored your comment the first time.

Try the halibut

The Keesing Bandit said...

The wife reported him missing kinda early. Look in that direction

Anonymous said...

Jesus, how old is the chief? Looks like he's missing from the nursing home.

Anonymous said...

Bald cops are always maniacs, in one way or the other!

Anonymous said...

Chief looks like Uncle Festus . Stupid looking fuck.

Anonymous said...

Qualifications to be Chief of Police;

Must suck cock

Must swallow cock

Must lick cock

Must suck balls

Must lick balls
Must swallow balls
Must swallow spunk juice

Must lick ass

Must suck ass
Must be habitual/proficient liar
Integrity not required

Honesty not reqiured

Knowlegde and or experience not required
Verbal/written communication skills not required
Must take it in the ass when the mayor orders
Must fuck good coppers
Must reward fuck up coppers who have clout

Must like to have a group of fluffers in the office sucking your cock

Must have been a fuck up in past jobs

Must have superficial charm

Must be manipulative and conning

Must have grandiose sense of self

Must be pathological liar

Must have lack of remorse, shame and or guilt

Must be callous and have lack of empathy

Must have rage and be abusive to your staff
Must be paranoid

Must be extremely secretive

Must be a backstabber

Must have goal of enslaving and taking over the world

Must have extreme narcissism and grandiose

Must be egotistical
Must have tyrrantical behavior

Bad Walrus mustache not required but reccomended

Must be able to break the law and lie about it

Must be able implement programs that waste money and reward fuck up coppers with overtime

When caught in a lie(s) must be able to lie themselves out of the lying situation


My last 5 bosses have fit the criteria 100%.

Anonymous said...

Must be a democrat.

J.J.

Anonymous said...

Det. Curly to Det. Moe,
"You see that heel, I ran that down"

Anonymous said...

I betcha that chief was a hell of a copper before electricity.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lt. Kojak got promoted!

Anonymous said...

UNCLE FESTER YA FUCKIN LOSER.

Anonymous said...

Northbrook is so Jewish even the police chief is

Anonymous said...

Political hacks playing COP again........

Anonymous said...

Joos yet again!

Anonymous said...

Stupid fuck ain't no Niggers in Northbrook period.

Anonymous said...

Another dinasour that should of retired 20 years ago! What a tool!