Thursday, December 1, 2016

Joseph E. Decanto, 24, dead & turned into a pile of refried beans after he fell or jumped from I-355 Expressway overpass

LEMONT, IL — A 24-year-old Naperville man died Tuesday after he fell from the I-355 overpass.
Joseph E. Decanto was pronounced dead at 7:50 p.m. near southbound I-355 at milepost 10.5, according to the Will County Coroner’s Office.
“Mr. Decanto was witnessed falling from the bridge overpass to the ground,” the coroner’s office said. He died from multiple injuries sustained in the fall.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

That uniform is hideous, who designed that? Michael Jackson?

Anonymous said...

Died of multiple sized tire tracks.

Anonymous said...

Fall will never kill you.... It's the sudden stop.

Anonymous said...

BAN ALL BRIDGES.

Anonymous said...

Leo Schmitz is a man's man, with a college degree and an earnest jawline.

Anonymous said...

Degree of Difficulty : 9.8 Got a 7.5 on Form. Total = 73.5.

Aldo Raine said...

Will County?? Is that anywhere near Beaner County?

Anonymous said...

Leo Schmitz is a perfect asshole.

J. Edgar Hooters said...

Pushed or jumped, who gives a fuck. Sorry for the people that ran him over, that would fuck up a car.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Leo,
Please retire before you further tarnish the Schmitz family name.
You can't handle the shooters and the jumpers.
Hang up that 6-gun. Please.

Anonymous said...

You can bet he won't ever do that again!

Anonymous said...

another dead soul he will be held accountable for
weather has turned cold, shooter is hibernating for winter
watching NetFlix and traffic cams
ISP public relations firms asking suicidials to use state branded
overpass
no national coverage, no Putin hackers, no Hillary suicide note

Anonymous said...

Rename the overpass?

Anonymous said...

Society laughs and moves on.

Anonymous said...

Society is a fag

Anonymous said...

Build the wall

Anonymous said...

Refried Beans? He was Italian, not Mexican.

Anonymous said...

Society will not mourn this 'loss'.

Anonymous said...

Says the bustout who pushed a squad for 23 years and retired at patrolman BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Leo rules. Small minds just don't understand his style.