Hahaa, I laughed my ass off when I saw it on tv. Fat fuckin turd snivelled that his feeling got hurt. A fat fucker like that would of been pummeled when I was a kid.
shit, wait till this one gets a taste for cold style beer and hot gay doggy style sex.
Truth doesn't tickle; it hurts; hoping his feelings where eviscerated enough for a lifetime; that he looses weight; and changes his life for the better; gets in shape and eventually becoming a Marine or Navy Seal when he's older.
Santa shows signs of conceitedness and malignant narcissism.
Because this is the first time that kid was told he's fat? FAT CHANCE! lol
Waiting for the lawsuit. Santa gave this little chubby turd the best advice ever. Lay off the shit fast food and lose some weight for your own good health. Of course Momma wants to protect her homo son and shield him from the cold realities of the real world. So fuck Mommy and her sissy kid.
Was Biily Bob Thornton sitting in for Santa that day?
Just think what santa would say to cpd about tipping
Shitlord Santa FTW. He just did more parenting than the natural mother and father have ever done.
Bad Santa. Billy Bob moonlighting again?
Looks like sanda knows what hes talking about.
Gave him a fat to fat fuck talk
Tell that to CPD, walking out of dunkin donuts on 111th street today.One cop ordered half a dozen for himself
To big to sit on Santa's knee. Mother must be a real ass.
Isn't Santa the "jolly old fat man?"Kid looks too old to see Santa. What is he? 13?
How dum is this fat fuck .Looks a little to old the still beleave in the other fat fuck santa.He should have punched and pulled his beard only a pedo wants other kids on his lap.
Anthony "Little Mayo" Mayse.
Santa's just trying to help
He may need rehab for Pizza Buffet Syndrome also.Possibly for his Allyoucaneatitice too.
Hahaha! Bad Santa is real, he just needs a midget negro elf and they do some burglaries!
It was wrong of Santa, he just has big bones.
That was a nice way of saying, Hey fat fuck your eating way too much. I bet his mom was a fat pig too. Someone needed to put the kid straight.I wish Santa would have told me that.
This fat little queer and his whore mother deserve to be made fun of. Smug little POS Three chin, no neck and crybaby at 9 years old is too old for Santa, and way too fat to be on his lap.
Santa was right. No reason for a young kid to be that fucking fat. Have you stopped and looked around at young people today? Obese, tattooed freaks. Country is doomed.
This kid looks like he could drive. The parents are fucked up telling him Santas coming. Grow up ,he should be chasing girls instead of sitting on Santa's lap.
fuck that fat little bastard. we need more news on niggers not this shit.
Son,Fat,drunk & stupid is no way to go thru life!!!
That fat fuck ought to heed Santa's advice or he won't live to see his 60th birthday.
Nasty fat slob deserves an apple in his stocking and nothing more.
What little cock sucker !! Shit your blow hole you fat little fuck .
I want to donkey punch Ashley's fart box.
Pudgster should take it to heart and make a change. My wife is immense at 460 lbs Everyday I tell her to lay off the damn pancakes and burgers. Everyday she cries and says that I'm a brute and insensitive.I feel like I'm mounting a goddamn manatee.
The HuffPo article says he plays baseball, and is getting ready for basketball...Bullshit.The only way he's playing sports is on his Xbox/PlayStation.BTW, he's too old to be sitting on Santa's lap. I bet the kid farted on Santa, and Santa could tell what he ate from the day before.
Truth can be painful! Is Trump playing Santa too?
Take Santa's advice you fat fuck.
Kids so fat he gave Santa a Charley horse.
Fat fucker will still be living with Mommy in 30 years
perhaps the winsome santa is a secret """chubby chaser""" hmmmmmm,
Good advice from Santa !
Looks like he spends all day in the kitchen. Go outside and run a little.
Bad Santa,bad bad Santa!!!!!
Kid should have said I want to be a fat fuck just like you santa. What's the matter mrs.claus not sucking your candy cane or the rain deer wont let you blow them ho ho ho this you cock sucker
This country is a bunch of a SNOWFLAKES. Pussies.
Another fucking snowflake who got his ass hurt. When I was his age fat kids, male and female, got ragged on all the time for being fat. Cowboy up kid!
Give him a lump of coal for Christmas Santa.
this bullying of fat fucks has just got to stop!flowering snowflake protected by mommy dearest.how big is SHE?
If they ever do a remake of Deliverance in the future, this kid's the next Ned Beatty.
Roly PolyHank WilliamsRoly Poly eatin' corn and tatersHe's hungry every minute of the dayRoly Poly gnawin' all the biscuitAs long as he can chew it it's okayHe can eat an apple pieBefore a cat can wake his eyeHe likes everything from a soup to hayRoly Poly daddy's little fattyI'll bet he's gonna be a man somedayRoly Poly scrambled eggs for breakfastHad bread and jelly twenty times a dayRoly Poly will eat a hardy dinnerIt takes lotta strength to run and play
Wow ! Just look at that fat fuck !
The kid should be told to shape up.Fat people cause everyone's insurance premiums to go up.
LOL at that fat little fuck.
This fat kid will be on chicago police department in 15 years
This portly lad is too old to sit on Santa's lap, but just about the right age for retired coppers.
Never late for dinner
You can't tell a fat fuck they're too fat.You can't tell an ugly broad she's ugly.You can't tell a queer they're a fag.We've got a population of PUSSIES.
Well the little fat fuck needs to takes satan clause advice...
Bring back the draft! These kids need boot camp followed by 2 years in the Nam.
Probably about as dumB as you. BTW it is too old and believe. Damn firefighters can't spell.
Fat assery must be caught early to prevent it in adult life.
His safe place is in a grocery store or and all-you-can-eat buffet.
Looks alot like the kid from Bad Santa.
Yeah, so do smokers, alcoholics, drug users, and hiv infected pole smokers like yourself.
Santa calling someone fat. Am I the only one that sees the irony/hypocrisy here?
Yes he will, be sitting at Bourbon street for hours
Cpd recruit in training.
Some day that kid will drive a beat car in the 16th district.
Does his "fat ass" butt hurt?
Those cookies & eggnog are for Santa, you fat slob!
I don't know, Babe Ruth was a fat drunk fuck.
Little asshole still believes santa and DEMOCRATS, will definitely become a liberal and probably a homo in years to come.
Kid was responsible for the saying, "Like little Tony on a Cupcake"!
When i first saw the kids pic I thought he came in first place in the pie eating contest .Did he come in first place ?? Hes just big boned
I was fat in elementary school. Nobody picked on me, because they knew I was crazy and would go off on anybody who fucked with me. To quote Richard Kuklinski: "I learned that it was better to give a beating, than to take a beating."
And then finds you and rips out your colon with a broken ketchup bottle.
It was Aldo. It's a part time gig he does during the holidays to pick up desperate single moms.
And the JOWLS on these kids! They're outta control! It's fucken disgusting!
and look how you turned out.
How did mr.bourbon street get so fat off Kraft cheese and macaroni?
He will be sitting in his mom's trailer for hours, angry at cpd and cfd for rejecting his applications.
Me-thinks that we have a pot calling a kettle black.
The fat brat will wake up to boxes of Slim-Fast under his tree and exercise equipment next to it.My advice, use'em tubby.
You assholes kill me. 83 comments on a fat kid story? And a story about Obama declaring a third term and denying a Trump win....crickets. War is coming.
As fat as that little fat fuck is, some Catholic priest would still rape him in his fat unwiped ass. And then lift his belly to blow him. Fuck Catholic priests!
The little fat fag will someday be a big fat fag. I bet the kid's momma is a fat cunt too.
I like Mr. Bourbon Street.
Obama is a terrorist said...You assholes kill me. 83 comments on a fat kid story? And a story about Obama declaring a third term and denying a Trump win....crickets. War is coming.December 15, 2016 at 8:19 AM^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Fuck you......and the horse you rode in on.
Truth-hammer said...Me-thinks that we have a pot calling a kettle black.December 14, 2016 at 2:52 PM^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I call a kettle a nigger
phuck phaced phat ass needs a one way trip to niggertown. he will run his ass home to mommy leaving a trail of lard turds behind him.
Anonymous Anonymous said...Pudgster should take it to heart and make a change. My wife is immense at 460 lbs Everyday I tell her to lay off the damn pancakes and burgers. Everyday she cries and says that I'm a brute and insensitive.I feel like I'm mounting a goddamn manatee. December 13, 2016 at 1:43 PMNot only did I spit coffee thru my nose but I think I shit in my drawers a little with this one. Damn thats gotta smell like pecorino romano.
Kids not really fat, compared to most CPD and CFD.
Fatty fatty 2x4... couldn't get through the bathroom door... so he peed on the floor...(as related to me by my GRANDMOTHER in the '70's...)
Damn....is that you Baba Booey?
Six comments away from 100. Come on, there are about half a million of you fuckers out there. Make a comment God Damn it.
Shut up, fatty.
Ketchup bottle, huh ? It's always about the food and asses with you, huh fatty ?
Yeah , at least little fat ass TIPS the scales !!
That's fucking gold , Jerry , GOLD !!!!
The Ice Man is one of my heros. That motherfucker was the real deal.
And it works like a charm! I got more game this way than Big Ern McCrackin.
He asked for a puppy, but santa will be bringing dexatrim.
Fat kids fat kids what you gona do when jenny crag comes for you fat kids fat kids
Should we print this list out and send it to him and sign it. From Santa ,you"ve been a VARY FAT BOY
Love to see how much Halloween candy lardo snarfed down
Has he had his thyroid checked along with his fat mother
Can we have on going up dates on the little faty .Like when he finds out theres no Santa and no Easter Bunny .Maybe we can find out what he thinks of us .He might like to become the TRUE NEWS USA mascot .Maybe he can be a satellite news reporter .He can report on any negros in his school or neighborhood and how they have ruined them .Has the negro ever robed him , stole his bike , is his mother a mudshark, dose he have any pics of his mothers tits ? Are they going to close the CHUCK E CHEESE where he lives because of the negros . And if so what will he do ? Will he and his mother be back on the news blaming the negros and CEC . I JUST GOTS TO KNOW
No...fuck you you retarded nigger.
Looks like he OD on corn syrup.
Aldo Raine said...The Ice Man is one of my heros. That motherfucker was the real deal.Sure was George Gervin (born April 27, 1952), nicknamed "The Iceman", is an American retired professional basketballplayer who played in both the American Basketball Association(ABA) and National Basketball Association(NBA) for the Virginia Squires, San Antonio Spurs, and Chicago Bulls. Gervin averaged at least 14 points per game in all 14 of his ABA and NBA seasons, and finished with an NBA career average of 26.2 points per game. Gervin is widely regarded to be one of the greatest shooting guards in NBA history.
Can I get a SOOOOOOIE HOG!
Dec15 603pmClassic!! LMFAO
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