Thursday, December 15, 2016

BUMPED UP: Ashley Mayse's Fat Son Anthony Mayse told by Santa - Lay off the burgers and fries.... you little fat fuck

Santa Fat-Shames Boy By Saying ‘Lay Off The Hamburgers And French Fries’


114 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaa, I laughed my ass off when I saw it on tv. Fat fuckin turd snivelled that his feeling got hurt. A fat fucker like that would of been pummeled when I was a kid.

aldos itchy hemmoroid said...

shit, wait till this one gets a taste for cold style beer and hot gay doggy style sex.

Anonymous said...

Truth doesn't tickle; it hurts; hoping his feelings where eviscerated enough for a lifetime; that he looses weight; and changes his life for the better; gets in shape and eventually becoming a Marine or Navy Seal when he's older.

Anonymous said...

Santa shows signs of conceitedness and malignant narcissism.

Anonymous said...

Because this is the first time that kid was told he's fat? FAT CHANCE! lol

Anonymous said...

Waiting for the lawsuit. Santa gave this little chubby turd the best advice ever. Lay off the shit fast food and lose some weight for your own good health. Of course Momma wants to protect her homo son and shield him from the cold realities of the real world. So fuck Mommy and her sissy kid.

Anonymous said...

Was Biily Bob Thornton sitting in for Santa that day?

Anonymous said...

Just think what santa would say to cpd about tipping

Anonymous said...

Shitlord Santa FTW. He just did more parenting than the natural mother and father have ever done.

The Keesing Bandit said...

Bad Santa. Billy Bob moonlighting again?

Anonymous said...

Looks like sanda knows what hes talking about.

Anonymous said...

Gave him a fat to fat fuck talk

Anonymous said...

Tell that to CPD, walking out of dunkin donuts on 111th street today.
One cop ordered half a dozen for himself

Anonymous said...

To big to sit on Santa's knee. Mother must be a real ass.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Santa the "jolly old fat man?"
Kid looks too old to see Santa. What is he? 13?

Anonymous said...

How dum is this fat fuck .Looks a little to old the still beleave in the other fat fuck santa.
He should have punched and pulled his beard only a pedo wants other kids on his lap.

Anonymous said...

Anthony "Little Mayo" Mayse.

Quantromavarious Jenkums said...

Santa's just trying to help

Anonymous said...

He may need rehab for Pizza Buffet Syndrome also.
Possibly for his Allyoucaneatitice too.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Bad Santa is real, he just needs a midget negro elf and they do some burglaries!

Anonymous said...

It was wrong of Santa, he just has big bones.

Fat Tony said...

That was a nice way of saying, Hey fat fuck your eating way too much. I bet his mom was a fat pig too. Someone needed to put the kid straight.

I wish Santa would have told me that.

Anonymous said...

This fat little queer and his whore mother deserve to be made fun of. Smug little POS Three chin, no neck and crybaby at 9 years old is too old for Santa, and way too fat to be on his lap.

Anonymous said...

Santa was right. No reason for a young kid to be that fucking fat. Have you stopped and looked around at young people today? Obese, tattooed freaks. Country is doomed.

Anonymous said...

This kid looks like he could drive. The parents are fucked up telling him Santas coming. Grow up ,he should be chasing girls instead of sitting on Santa's lap.

Anonymous said...

fuck that fat little bastard. we need more news on niggers not this shit.

Anonymous said...

Son,Fat,drunk & stupid is no way to go thru life!!!

MEGYN KELLY IS A CUNT said...

That fat fuck ought to heed Santa's advice or he won't live to see his 60th birthday.

Anonymous said...

Nasty fat slob deserves an apple in his stocking and nothing more.

Anonymous said...

What little cock sucker !! Shit your blow hole you fat little fuck .

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch Ashley's fart box.

Anonymous said...

Pudgster should take it to heart and make a change.
My wife is immense at 460 lbs
Everyday I tell her to lay off the damn pancakes and burgers.
Everyday she cries and says that I'm a brute and insensitive.
I feel like I'm mounting a goddamn manatee.

Jackie Puppet said...

The HuffPo article says he plays baseball, and is getting ready for basketball...

Bullshit.

The only way he's playing sports is on his Xbox/PlayStation.

BTW, he's too old to be sitting on Santa's lap. I bet the kid farted on Santa, and Santa could tell what he ate from the day before.

Anonymous said...

Truth can be painful! Is Trump playing Santa too?

Anonymous said...

Take Santa's advice you fat fuck.

Anonymous said...

Kids so fat he gave Santa a Charley horse.

Anonymous said...

Fat fucker will still be living with Mommy in 30 years

Anonymous said...

perhaps the winsome santa is a secret """chubby chaser""" hmmmmmm,

Anonymous said...

Good advice from Santa !

Anonymous said...

Looks like he spends all day in the kitchen. Go outside and run a little.

Anonymous said...

Bad Santa,bad bad Santa!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bad Santa,bad bad Santa!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kid should have said I want to be a fat fuck just like you santa. What's the matter mrs.claus not sucking your candy cane or the rain deer wont let you blow them ho ho ho this you cock sucker

Anonymous said...

This country is a bunch of a SNOWFLAKES. Pussies.

Anonymous said...

Another fucking snowflake who got his ass hurt. When I was his age fat kids, male and female, got ragged on all the time for being fat. Cowboy up kid!

Anonymous said...

Give him a lump of coal for Christmas Santa.

Anonymous said...

this bullying of fat fucks has just got to stop!
flowering snowflake protected by mommy dearest.
how big is SHE?

Jackie Puppet said...

If they ever do a remake of Deliverance in the future, this kid's the next Ned Beatty.

Anonymous said...



Roly Poly

Hank Williams

Roly Poly eatin' corn and taters
He's hungry every minute of the day
Roly Poly gnawin' all the biscuit
As long as he can chew it it's okay

He can eat an apple pie
Before a cat can wake his eye
He likes everything from a soup to hay
Roly Poly daddy's little fatty
I'll bet he's gonna be a man someday

Roly Poly scrambled eggs for breakfast
Had bread and jelly twenty times a day
Roly Poly will eat a hardy dinner
It takes lotta strength to run and play

Anonymous said...

Wow ! Just look at that fat fuck !

Anonymous said...

The kid should be told to shape up.

Fat people cause everyone's insurance premiums to go up.

Anonymous said...

LOL at that fat little fuck.

Anonymous said...

This fat kid will be on chicago police department in 15 years

Anonymous said...

This portly lad is too old to sit on Santa's lap, but just about the right age for retired coppers.

Anonymous said...

Never late for dinner

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

You can't tell a fat fuck they're too fat.
You can't tell an ugly broad she's ugly.
You can't tell a queer they're a fag.

We've got a population of PUSSIES.

Anonymous said...

Well the little fat fuck needs to takes satan clause advice...

Anonymous said...

Bring back the draft! These kids need boot camp followed by 2 years in the Nam.

Anonymous said...

Probably about as dumB as you. BTW it is too old and believe.

Damn firefighters can't spell.

Anonymous said...

Fat assery must be caught early to prevent it in adult life.

Anonymous said...

Fat assery must be caught early to prevent it in adult life.

Anonymous said...

His safe place is in a grocery store or and all-you-can-eat buffet.

Anonymous said...

Looks alot like the kid from Bad Santa.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, so do smokers, alcoholics, drug users, and hiv infected pole smokers like yourself.

Anonymous said...

Santa calling someone fat. Am I the only one that sees the irony/hypocrisy here?

Anonymous said...

Yes he will, be sitting at Bourbon street for hours

Anonymous said...

Cpd recruit in training.

Anonymous said...

Some day that kid will drive a beat car in the 16th district.

Anonymous said...

Does his "fat ass" butt hurt?

Anonymous said...

Those cookies & eggnog are for Santa, you fat slob!

Anonymous said...

I don't know, Babe Ruth was a fat drunk fuck.

Anonymous said...

Little asshole still believes santa and DEMOCRATS, will definitely become a liberal and probably a homo in years to come.

Anonymous said...

Kid was responsible for the saying, "Like little Tony on a Cupcake"!

Anonymous said...

When i first saw the kids pic I thought he came in first place in the pie eating contest .Did he come in first place ?? Hes just big boned

Anonymous said...

I was fat in elementary school. Nobody picked on me, because they knew I was crazy and would go off on anybody who fucked with me. To quote Richard Kuklinski: "I learned that it was better to give a beating, than to take a beating."

Anonymous said...

And then finds you and rips out your colon with a broken ketchup bottle.

Anonymous said...

It was Aldo. It's a part time gig he does during the holidays to pick up desperate single moms.

Anonymous said...

And the JOWLS on these kids! They're outta control! It's fucken disgusting!

Anonymous said...

and look how you turned out.

Anonymous said...

How did mr.bourbon street get so fat off Kraft cheese and macaroni?

Anonymous said...

He will be sitting in his mom's trailer for hours, angry at cpd and cfd for rejecting his applications.

Truth-hammer said...

Me-thinks that we have a pot calling a kettle black.

Anonymous said...

The fat brat will wake up to boxes of Slim-Fast under his tree and exercise equipment next to it.
My advice, use'em tubby.

Obama is a terrorist said...

You assholes kill me. 83 comments on a fat kid story? And a story about Obama declaring a third term and denying a Trump win....crickets. War is coming.

Arch-Bishop Culpich said...

As fat as that little fat fuck is, some Catholic priest would still rape him in his fat unwiped ass. And then lift his belly to blow him. Fuck Catholic priests!

Anonymous said...

The little fat fag will someday be a big fat fag. I bet the kid's momma is a fat cunt too.

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Bourbon Street.

Anonymous said...

Obama is a terrorist said...

You assholes kill me. 83 comments on a fat kid story? And a story about Obama declaring a third term and denying a Trump win....crickets. War is coming.

December 15, 2016 at 8:19 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Fuck you......and the horse you rode in on.

Anonymous said...

Truth-hammer said...

Me-thinks that we have a pot calling a kettle black.

December 14, 2016 at 2:52 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I call a kettle a nigger

stash the polski guy said...

phuck phaced phat ass needs a one way trip to niggertown. he will run his ass home to mommy leaving a trail of lard turds behind him.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Pudgster should take it to heart and make a change.
My wife is immense at 460 lbs
Everyday I tell her to lay off the damn pancakes and burgers.
Everyday she cries and says that I'm a brute and insensitive.
I feel like I'm mounting a goddamn manatee.


December 13, 2016 at 1:43 PM

Not only did I spit coffee thru my nose but I think I shit in my drawers a little with this one. Damn thats gotta smell like pecorino romano.

Anonymous said...

Kids not really fat, compared to most CPD and CFD.

Anonymous said...

Kids not really fat, compared to most CPD and CFD.

Anonymous said...

Fatty fatty 2x4... couldn't get through the bathroom door... so he peed on the floor...

(as related to me by my GRANDMOTHER in the '70's...)

Anonymous said...

Damn....is that you Baba Booey?

Rob Whitey said...

Six comments away from 100. Come on, there are about half a million of you fuckers out there. Make a comment God Damn it.

Anonymous said...

Shut up, fatty.

Anonymous said...

Ketchup bottle, huh ? It's always about the food and asses with you, huh fatty ?

Anonymous said...

Yeah , at least little fat ass TIPS the scales !!

Anonymous said...

That's fucking gold , Jerry , GOLD !!!!

Aldo Raine said...

The Ice Man is one of my heros. That motherfucker was the real deal.

Aldo Raine said...

And it works like a charm! I got more game this way than Big Ern McCrackin.

Aldo Raine said...

He asked for a puppy, but santa will be bringing dexatrim.

Anonymous said...

Fat kids fat kids what you gona do when jenny crag comes for you fat kids fat kids

Anonymous said...

Should we print this list out and send it to him and sign it. From Santa ,you"ve been a VARY FAT BOY

Anonymous said...

Love to see how much Halloween candy lardo snarfed down

Anonymous said...

Has he had his thyroid checked along with his fat mother

Anonymous said...

Can we have on going up dates on the little faty .Like when he finds out theres no Santa and no Easter Bunny .
Maybe we can find out what he thinks of us .He might like to become the TRUE NEWS USA
mascot .Maybe he can be a satellite news reporter .He can report on any negros in his school or neighborhood and how they have ruined them .Has the negro ever robed him , stole his bike , is his mother a mudshark, dose he have any pics of his mothers tits ? Are they going to close the CHUCK E CHEESE where he lives because of the negros . And if so what will he do ? Will he and his mother be back on the news blaming the negros and CEC . I JUST GOTS TO KNOW

Obama is a terrorist said...

No...fuck you you retarded nigger.

Anonymous said...

Looks like he OD on corn syrup.

Rob Whitey said...

Aldo Raine said..
.The Ice Man is one of my heros. That motherfucker was the real deal.
Sure was

George Gervin (born April 27, 1952), nicknamed "The Iceman", is an American retired professional basketballplayer who played in both the American Basketball Association(ABA) and National Basketball Association(NBA) for the Virginia Squires, San Antonio Spurs, and Chicago Bulls. Gervin averaged at least 14 points per game in all 14 of his ABA and NBA seasons, and finished with an NBA career average of 26.2 points per game. Gervin is widely regarded to be one of the greatest shooting guards in NBA history.

Anonymous said...

Can I get a SOOOOOOIE HOG!

Anonymous said...

Dec15 603pm

Classic!! LMFAO