Thursday, November 3, 2016

Slanty Eyed Woman badly burned after farting during surgery - Her anus turned into a human blow torch

A patient who passed gas during an operation was badly burned when the fart ignited a laser being used in the surgery, a hospital report states.
The unnamed woman, in her 30s, was undergoing surgery at Tokyo Medical University Hospital which involved a laser being applied to her cervix.
As the surgery was being carried out in the Shinjuku Ward, she broke wind — sparking the fire, Japanese newspaper the Asahi Shimbun reports.
She was left screaming in agony after the fire burned most of her body, waist and legs, according to a report by external experts into the incident, which was released on Oct. 28.
The committee stated in the report that no flammable materials were in the operating room during the surgery and that equipment was functioning normally.
“When the patient’s intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire,” the report stated.
The accident happened on April 15 this year but was only published in a recent hospital report. Tokyo Medical University Hospital is an acute care facility that claims to be the only facility in Japan to carry out surgery using robots.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have been diagnosed with incurable, stage four, geriatric flatulence. I lost all of my friends because of old man farts!

Anonymous said...

Gook must have cut a big one

Anonymous said...

Surgeon said his nostril hairs were singed.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like she has the fartbox from hell.
I wonder if she'll be contacted by the Hellary
and Huma Roadshow?
Y'know, for a wild night on the Clinton
Fling Circus Plane.

Anonymous said...

CPD loves women who fart

stash the polski guy said...

nothing like a sauerkraut pierogi and beer fart on a elevator. i can bloody a nose without throwing a punch.

Anonymous said...

Spicy Thai food will do that!!!

Anonymous said...

And that was before the fire.

Anonymous said...

When she gets better, I want to donkey punch her fart box.

Anonymous said...

women with toxic vagina odors and exploding farts...
mr bourbon streets mom hygiene diseases are spreading rapidly.

Anonymous said...

Fart Lives Matter!

Anonymous said...

Me so sorry ! To much cabbage and fish head for lunch !

Anonymous said...

Not buying that story . Looks like someone was being negligible with the laser near her hospital gown.

Anonymous said...

....critics have called it the most deadly Japanese sneak attack since Pearl Harbor!

Anonymous said...

Screaming??????? Wasn't she knocked out??? They do surgery while you are awake?........Damn!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Too much spicy fried rat !!! Nasty cunt.