Thursday, November 17, 2016

Richard Simmons now a "woman"! It takes a special man to be a MAN ASS EATING CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT! Now Bruce Jenner and I can double date & get double penetrated!


The National ENQUIRER had the bombshell exclusive that Richard Simmons had undergone sex-swap surgery to become a woman — and there are plenty of  eye-popping photos to prove it! Now living as a gal named Fiona, the 67-year-old “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” sensation hid in his nearly $5 million Hollywood Hills mansion for two long years as he slowly transformed into a female with breast implants, hormone treatments — and even medical consultations on castration!

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Flaming faggot right there !

Aldo Raine said...

Somewhere in a pretty little loft the Keesing Bandit just got the vapors thinking about his perfect 3-way.

Anonymous said...

He's always been a fag... no surprise here.

Jack Me Off said...

Another real life motherfucking faggot loser!!

Anonymous said...

Wait, Richard Simmons was a guy?

Anonymous said...

Who wants the fart box?

The Keesing Bandit said...

I think he looks better.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone on here knows damn well that they secretly wanna,and sure as hell would, donkey punch that fart box.

Randal P Mc Murphy said...

world was a better place when these mental defectives were in the closet. its tragic i tell you. it doesn't make a bit of sense.

Anonymous said...

I always knew this creep was a sick fuck. Should be taken out and given one behind the ear!

Anonymous said...

CPD UNDERCOVER MATERIAL.

Anonymous said...

No donkey punch here.

Anonymous said...

...Democrat voter?...is it any wonder why we as a country are fed up...

Anonymous said...

I am so not touching this

Anonymous said...

Definitely hotter than Bruce

Anonymous said...

Homo says what?

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck it..

Anonymous said...

mr bourbon street and his mom wants to open that box

Anonymous said...

It would be like sticking yer cock in a firehose with diahrea glopping out of it. Grippers gone, he splashes turds out n doesn't even know it.

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

The nigger boys will lineup around the corner to get a shot at the old homo !!

Jackie Puppet said...

Gary?

GAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Gary? Where are you?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Anonymous said...

Now if he/she could only work on that Fugly looking Face?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Grandmama from Adams Family got her hair dyed.

Anonymous said...

CPD will hire him.

Some Still Call Him Pig!!! said...

At least he did not murder an innocent lady on the street who looked to him for protection and safety!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gary gonna give him some monkey love now for sure! F Timmy!!!

Tom Dart said...

NO he is mine!!!

Anonymous said...

As someone who frequently deals with diarrhea-filled fire hoses, Aldo resents this line of inquiry.

Anonymous said...

fag

Anonymous said...

I may be a disgusting, squealing fag who takes it up the ass at every opportunity and loves to suck big black nigger dicks, but I'm sure not a polack!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The only thing worse than a fag, is an old washed up, has been fag.