Tuesday, November 22, 2016

President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon - Obama pardons not one but two turkeys for Thanksgiving 2016 - One name "Tatter" and one named "Hillary Clinton"

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.
"It is my great privilege — well, it's my privilege — actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.
Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."
And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:
  • "Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."
  • "What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."
  • "Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."
  • "I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."
  • [After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."
  • "We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."
  • "When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "
  • "Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."
  • "And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)
  • "And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."

23 comments:

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

FUCK OBAMA, and his stand up comedy!! Save it for the Opraha and Ellen show!!

Anonymous said...

Obongo shouldn't quit his day job as a community agitator. Leave the comedy to comedians, his presidency has been a big enough JOKE!

Anonymous said...

Obamas a turkey

Anonymous said...

Why not? He has been busy pardoning all the niggers in jail so they can flood the streets with criminals and more Democrat voters.

Anonymous said...

It is evident that he won't be giving up his community organizing {a.k.a. communist agitation} gig to do stand up comedy.

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving White people.

Anonymous said...

Look at the size of that turkey!
That bird is pretty big too.

MEGYN KELLY IS A CUNT said...

Presidential pardons of a turkey for Thanksgiving is stupid. I sincerely hope President Trump puts an end to this nonsense.

I am not optimistic.

Anonymous said...

To all W.A.S.P's. Happy Thanksgiving... To all you niggers, a Happy Fuck you.

The Keesing Bandit said...

All of you guys are funnier than Obama.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Everyone had to be "Vetted" and show an "ID" to get into the "turkey Pardoning" Ceremony...That's RACIST!

And then there's this:


http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/urban-league-says-voter-id-laws-racist-demands-id-free-turkey/

Aldo Raine said...

Are there turkeys in Kenya?

Anonymous said...

Fuck that faggot and Hillary Clinton both !

Anonymous said...

Where's moosechelle flying around the globe till the party's over?

Anonymous said...

Fuck that nigger. Nobody wants to see his goofy ass face in this blog.

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch the fart box of that chubby white chick.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't take his "jokes" years ago!

mr bourbon street said...

White folks are going to get the biggest jive turkey in the world jan 21 2017.
Turkey will be af the white house
Bourbon street will send gator bites as hor doerves

Anonymous said...

An ALL-WHITE Turkey?
That's Racism!
Get the F. Out Obama

Anonymous said...

Fucking nigger - gotta ham it up... Gots to be seen and heard!

Couldn't just keep it short and sweet and get past this faux tradition bullshit...

If I were President, I'd say "Ya know what? We're gonna do something different this year. Times are tough, I'm donating these turkeys to the homeless vets outside the gates of the White House. We're gonna have the Chef prepare them nicely first." Then I'd turn to one of the Marines nearby and say "Marine!" When he came to me, I'd say "Give me your sidearm Marine". Then take the firearm, blow the turkeys away, make the sidearm safe, hand it back to the Marine, and say "Ok, let's go eat. Someone get the Chef to handle this."

DONE! Now that'd be a fucking President I could respect - not this pussy we have now...

Anonymous said...

Who is going to pardon his nigger ass?

Anonymous said...

even the first daughters hate this man
this organizer, this choom gang graduate
hard times in Hawaii VW minibus windows
rolled up for a humidor effect
so stupid he once thought matriculation was a sex act
studied law so he could steal with a pen
stole pens from congress when he moved to white houz
HBO keys already missing from Oval Office computer keyboard

Anonymous said...

10:28 sux Iranian dix....