Wednesday, November 30, 2016

UPDATE: Jet ran out of fuel.... Plane Carrying Brazil's Chapecoense Soccer Team Crashes in Colombia - 70 plus dead - some survivors - Plane landed 25 feet (8 Meters) short of the soccer goal box

'There's no fuel! We're going down! There's no radar!' Last words of Colombia crash pilot as he pleaded with air traffic controller for help are revealed by fellow airman - We bought $3.92 worth of fuel at last airport and a blunt wrapper!

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3985102/Colombian-crash-plane-ran-fuel-hero-pilot-NOT-deliberately-burning-say-aviation-experts-emerges-goalkeeper-survivor-leg-amputated.html#ixzz4RVXEGbia

Five people survived and 76 others were killed when a plane carrying a Brazilian professional soccer team crashed in Colombia, authorities said.
Gen. Jose Acevedo, the head of police in the mountainous area of jungle where the jet came down, confirmed the deaths to reporters early Tuesday. "Six people were rescued alive, but unfortunately one died," he added.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, at least they didn't have to start eating the dead ones.....

The Keesing Bandit said...

Six people---not enough for a soccer team. When do tryouts begin?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why don't plane crashes like this ever involve a 'family reunion heading to Atlanta, Georgia...?'

Anonymous said...

I'll stay on the ground. enjoy your fiery death.

Anonymous said...

No 1972 repeat????

Anonymous said...

A survivor reported that the plane ran out of fuel.

PetroMex

stash the polski guy said...

report said it ran out of fucking gas. when they passed the hat some cheap fuck thought he was cute to stiff the pot.

Anonymous said...

I hope they were all niggers .

Anonymous said...

Didn't this already happen in the 70s? And they turned into cannibals to survive? There was even a book and a movie about it.

Anonymous said...

That had to hurt something awful.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like flying third world airlines!

Anonymous said...

They gave the pilot a red card.

MEGYN KELLY IS A CUNT said...

Plane ran out of fuel and crashed.
Lynyrd Skynyrd all over again.

Anonymous said...

Should have called Triple A.

Anonymous said...

Not an uncommon occurrence....pilots running out of fuel.

Son of aldo said...

Green Inferno part 2

Aldo Raine said...

Wishful thinking pal. It would be a great news day hearing about something like that. I always kept my fingers crossed that jets along the lines of a UPS or some other plane with minimal normal people aboard crashed into any of the projects with full fuel tanks.

Aldo Raine said...

It was a sombrero they passed around. A sombrero with gaps in the weaving. Gaps which allowed the pesos to slip thru unoticed. Therein lies the problemo, Puto.

Anonymous said...

The one passenger was rolling around grabbing his knee in agony.

Anonymous said...

Stupid fucking beaners.

Anonymous said...

I would expect this from bush niggers in Apefrica !

Anonymous said...

pilots and co-pilots stopped at airport refueling station picked up $5.00 in fuel some purple "now and laters" and a 3 liter of red pop.....

Anonymous said...

You ride the ox in the third world and arrive safe.

SpankDaddy said...

How do you say "I need fiddy cent more gas" in Portuguese?

Anonymous said...

They take care of there planes like there cars . Hose a did you put gas in the plane
see hose b ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Sounds like cheap ass cpd officers running airline

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they hired that chink pilot that got fired from KoreanAir - guy named Wey Tu Lo

Anonymous said...

Note to self: stay the hell out of South America.

Anonymous said...

It'd be great if this airline could be the carrier for the NFL and NBA.

Anonymous said...

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL‼️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Anonymous said...

Now they can make part two

Anonymous said...

The pilot was retired CPD. He thought the lush Colombian Rain Forest was an enormous forest preserve like his faves down Palos way. He tried to park that plane backwards for a Yanomamo rompin' rendezvous. Pitch and yaw were all f'ed up. Now he is a puddle of goo on the forest floor.

Goo Lives Matter

-Cliff Woods

Anonymous said...

The Mexican Airport only had one set of jumper cables.

Anonymous said...

Kaepernick to take a second knee on Sunday

Anonymous said...

Another amazing example of why first world technology, should never be allowed into third world hands!

Anonymous said...

Agreed.

General Jose Acevedo said...

I'm General Jose Acevedo, and I'm the head of police in the mountainous area of jungle where the jet came down. This is my mustache.

Anonymous said...

Did his jowls make it?

Anonymous said...

NICE

Anonymous said...

A little bird tells me these guys were already cannibals, nothing to see here people, move along