Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Openly Lesbian Dyke Comedian Ellen DeGeneres denied entry into the White House to receive her Presidential Medal of Freedom Award because she had no IDENTIFICATION on her....

It's no joke — Ellen DeGeneres was denied entry into the White House.
The comedian and talk show host was scheduled to receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom on Tuesday, but shared that she was stuck waiting outside because she forgot her identification.
DeGeneres tweeted a photo of herself sitting on a bench with the caption, "They haven't let me in to the White House yet because I forgot my ID. #NotJoking #PresidentialMedalOfFreedom."
Luckily, she later gained entry into the celeb-studded affair and she proved it by posting a mannequin challenge video about an hour later.

57 comments:

Anonymous said...

A handsome little man...

The Keesing Bandit said...

Since she let Mooseshell sing and dance on her show I will bet that the first Wookie had a Hillary style breakdown and got her in. Fuck the rules. She is Ellen damnit.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

the fact that this no talent cunt is famous just screams why our country is nothing but shit now

Anonymous said...

Who is Ellen Degeneres?

Anonymous said...

how dare you post anything about this cunt licker

Johnny the Janitor said...

One less freak at the ceremony.

Anonymous said...

why do people even watch that shit?

its worse than listening to jesse jackson mumble

Henny Youngman said...

Didn't she have some of Hillary's cunt hairs hanging around her mouth, doesn't that count for something.

I'm here all week, try the veal.

Anonymous said...

She is one of those unfortunate souls without access to identification.

See, the Democrat's are right about a full 10% of the population not having an ID, and unable to vote.

Anonymous said...

The lezbo should have rolled out that long tongue . That should be proof enough to let him in .

Anonymous said...

Now this is the one who should really be Chicago's Mayor, not that other fruitcake Rahm.

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

Shes got a bigger dick than Obama!!!

Anonymous said...

WHO BE DAT HO SAY:

" she got da instant erection-stoppin power deadlier dan a 9 ...

Anonymous said...

Freaks like this are supposed to be busy movin to Canada now. Get Out, Douche. Take obamas with U.

stash the polski guy said...

bet this bitch pisses in a urinal.

Anonymous said...

Medal of freedom just became the equivalent of a participation medal.

Anonymous said...

I have more respect for a nigger. And that's not saying much

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what security officer would believe a teenage boy would get a presidential medal of freedom? And even more seriously, what teenage boy would not carry his learner's permit with him? After all, it would most likely be his crowning achievement is life.

Anonymous said...

Her name is Degenerate.

Anonymous said...

I like Ellen Degenerate.

Anonymous said...

Whore !

Anonymous said...

Her fart box is closed for the season!

Anonymous said...

First of all, she needs to return PeeWee Hermans suit to him....

Anonymous said...

Oh it's Ellen. It's so funny! NOT!

Anonymous said...

And the Rabbi said do not mix the dairy with
The beef. He sprayed the Lysol on the fish taco
Between Ellen's legs. He said sin no more and
Excused himself.

Anonymous said...


Didn't that Blowjob she gave Mooshell mean anything ?

Anonymous said...

Son, this is what Freedom looks like:
A bull dyke in a Pee Wee Herman suit
Sorry Ellen, just about 15 years late

Anonymous said...

She thought Hillary was home and could just
Knock on the front door

Anonymous said...

That guy should carry a ID

Anonymous said...

Im so entitled I do not require ID......

Anonymous said...

Kudos. Absolute bulls-eye of a comment. Except check out all the past recipients of this award. Not a whole lot of patriots or worthy individuals have been on the list since inception. Usually goes to pretenders and degenerate fucks of one breed or another. Obamy just getting his cards set up for his jump to "Foundation" donations. Same end game as the Bushes and the Clintons. They ALL suck.
GO TRUMP - kick some ass!

Anonymous said...

DeGeneres is more of a man than most of the white racist idiot pigs on this site. And that's no compliment.

Anonymous said...

Bet Stash sits on a toilet to piss, then freshens himself up with a bidet.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if she is a lesbo. I still want to donkey punch her fart box.

Anonymous said...

Heard she loves being fisted...

Anonymous said...

Im a man who likes to hide behind my wife's skirt and if you have a problem with that you'll have to go through her first.

Anonymous said...

I'd puke just looking at that skanks fart box

Anonymous said...

Obama's freak show, with all the trappings of a circus. Normal middle American family types not invited.

Anonymous said...

I like to eat pussy, do i get a medal?

Officer Sławomir Płewa of CPD (REINSTATED) said...

Stash sit on your wife to take a piss -- and then she will lick his anal folds cleaner than the dinner plate of Żyd in Auschwitz!

Anonymous said...

Nov22 at 950pm

LMFAO!

White Racist Idiot Pig, Esq. said...

Shave is more man than you'll ever be -- and more woman than you'll ever get!

Anonymous said...

I thought obama was against photo ID's??

Anonymous said...

Bazinga!!!

Anonymous said...

Ellen The Degenerate.

Anonymous said...

Talentless

Anonymous said...

Sad the Medal of Freedom is now the equivalent to the Nobel Prize, eh?

Anonymous said...

Ah geez. Her little man suit did have a pocket for her man wallet. Or was it protesting the use of either purse or wallet as sexist designations. Dilemma, where do i out my id?!

Anonymous said...

The only way to prove it was Her was for Mooch to perform a sniff test.

Anonymous said...

Michelle met Ellen at the side door for a heated carpet munching session.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck leaves home without their ID? Asshat!

Anonymous said...

This guy should grow a beard or some people may think he's a girl .

Anonymous said...

Will there be a carpet munching protest? LLM Lesbian Lives Matter?

Anonymous said...

BAZINGA !!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey fake Plewa.
Don't be mad cause Plewa beat that case and got his job back.
What are you mad about? The tickets or fake dope case?
You mad son?

Anonymous said...

Fake Plewa, you know I had my way with your mom after she douched with polski vodka.

Anonymous said...

She dances as an oversized peenus to the "Cagney & Lacey" horn infused bits....