Saturday, November 12, 2016

Naked Man gets Chopstick lodge in his penis when he mistakened his penis for an eggroll that fell on his lap

A man who was too shy to approach a doctor about blood in his urine attempted to identify the cause of his illness at home by inserting a stainless-steel chopstick into his penis. The man, identified as Chen, was then forced to undergo surgery to remove the 7-inch long object after he rammed it so far into his genitals that he could not remove it, Asia Wire reported.
Chen reportedly told doctors he thought his urethra was broken, so he inserted the chopstick to investigate. Scans at the hospital showed that the chopstick had reached the man’s rectal wall, Asia Wire reported. Doctors said if it had been pushed any further upward it could have proved fatal.
Doctors successfully removed the chopstick from his penis and Chen, who resides in Hagzhou City’s Uhang District, in the capital of East China’s Zhejiang Province, is recovering in the hospital.
The report did not indicate whether he would suffer any long-term damage.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was suggested on a fortune cookie.

Anonymous said...

Why did he do it"
Ancient Chinese secret.

Anonymous said...

Fucking moron right there !

Aldo Raine said...

I watch a ton of porn. There ain't a chank with a 7 inch hammer. Therefore this story is bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Wow. And I thought Chanks were smart.

Aldo's proctologist said...

quite common to depraved fist fucking firemen. our brave heroes suffering from debilitating injuries from paper cuts to hang nails or dead gerbils stuck up their ass deserve our sympathy.

Anonymous said...

Don't let Rahm see this. H doesn't need to know how to remove things when they get stuck in him.

Anonymous said...

Pwease sen chopstick to Hiwwary Cwinton in Wooisburg Federaw Penitentairy.

Anonymous said...

ow-wee-ow-wee

Anonymous said...

I know of many young women that insert cylindrical objects deep inside their vaginas. It gives them comfort in managing stress.

Anonymous said...

Oh Jesus Christ! That hurt to read every word. However, I'm calling bullshit on this. Chinks don't have 7 inch dicks.

Anonymous said...


What would Charlie Chan have to say about this ?

Anonymous said...

He should have lubed it up with some sweet and sour sauce before inserting it into his tiny ding ding.

Anonymous said...

He should have inserted the thick end in first.

Anonymous said...

We used to do this in Germany circa 1938

Anonymous said...

Sgt test gone wrong again.....

Anonymous said...

Apparently you have never had a cystoscopy of your bladder. Just wait.

Anonymous said...

Ancient Chinese proverb says: " Is better to have chop stick in penis, than to have chop stick in rectum!"

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Alan O'Day? Sounds like a Mick homo from Fire Island.

Anonymous said...

Ponch doing "Disco Inferno" is one of the best things I've ever seen on this blog. Thank you.