Thursday, November 3, 2016

BOYNTON BEACH FLORIDA - Kurt Allen Jenkins drove around naked with wires attached to his penis - then he fought the law and the law won...



A 56-year-old man was arrested Monday after police said he drove naked through his Boynton Beach neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his genitals.
Someone called police after Kurt Allen Jenkins reportedly slowed his white four-door Toyota and made sexual advances toward that person. Jenkins allegedly motioned toward his groin area, at which point the person saw the wires, and opened the passenger-side door.
The caller declined Jenkins’ offer to climb in but snapped a picture of him to show city police.
Jenkins continued his slow drive through the neighborhood west of Congress Avenue and south of Miner Road as school-aged children got off the bus, the caller told police.
Two marked police cars were needed to pull over Jenkins, who reluctantly stepped out of his car only wearing red shorts, a police report states.
An officer handcuffed Jenkins on the ground after he repeatedly ignored police orders, a report states.
Jenkins was hospitalized for three days, court records show. He is scheduled to appear before a Palm Beach County judge on Thursday morning, according to court records.
He is charged with lewd behavior in front of children, indecent exposure and resisting an officer without violence, according to jail records.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The infamous Boynton Beach Boinker!

Anonymous said...

Will the Nig-Double-A-C-P be protestin' the inhumane treatment he received at the hands of the law?

Anonymous said...

He does look like an asshole.

Anonymous said...

Who hasn't done this, I mean really.

MEGYN KELLY IS A CUNT said...

That is seriously fucked up.

Anonymous said...

A checkup from the neckup....nice job..!

Anonymous said...

that raccoon look works well for you. do you need the phone number to lowey and lowey?

Anonymous said...

He fell down the steps

SpankDaddy said...

Nice tune up.

Anonymous said...

Excellent! Great to see a good ole fashioned tune up for POS that need them!

Wish CPD would do that again for the jagoffs...

Anonymous said...

looks like one of mr bourbon streets rape victims.
he couldn't get Sgt Moore, no more, so this guy had to pay for it.
what rough trade, mr. bourbon street. you're a beast, grrrr..

rufus buckwheat prison guest #187-187 said...

aldo after boinking a shine broad then getting caught by her play boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

It's the new Electric Automobile Craze (Penis Popper Whopper).

Anonymous said...

Son of a bitch another homo story !

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

Hey you Chicago cops!!! Thats how a shithead should look after resisting!!!!!

Go it ?, Good!!

Special Ed said...

He heard Rahm was in town visiting

Anonymous said...

This is the very first time I've seen a Caucasian spOrting the wood shampoo look

Anonymous said...

Looks pretty good for 56.

Anonymous said...

Florida Man, the world's stupidist white man, strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Lame and dumb.

Anonymous said...

He must be a Dumbocrat Swillary voter.

Anonymous said...

mr bourbon street chimes in at 125am.
sitting in front of his old computer, pants around his ankles, lotion and curel at his ready, panting over Sgt Moore.

FUCK MY FARTBOX said...

Looks like he was wearing barbed wire rimmed glasses and then got kicked in the face by a bison.

Anonymous said...

Photo looks like a future Cpd officer in high school.