Sunday, October 16, 2016

WHITE TRASH Vladka Linda "Slit Clit" Sova Drunk driver picked up child from school in Riverside

RIVERSIDE IL - A woman who was driving drunk picked up a child at a school in west suburban Riverside on Wednesday.

Officers were called to check on an intoxicated driver at 3:27 p.m. who picked up a child from Hauser Central School, 61 Woodside Road, according to Riverside police. An officer made contact with the driver in a bank parking lot about two blocks away from the school and approached her vehicle.

The officer reported smelling alcohol coming from the vehicle and the driver failed field sobriety tests, police said. A 13-year-old child was found riding in the rear seat.

Vladka Linda "Slit Clit" Sova, 52, of the 4500 block of Elm Avenue in Brookfield was charged with a felony count of drunk driving and a misdemeanor count of drunk driving, police said. She was determined to have a blood alcohol level of 0.26 with a portable breath test.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mt Greenwood cops wife

Anonymous said...

In another time, back in the day, she would use the
Slit Clit (with flashlight inserted) to flash the U.S. Navy
Ships docked during fleet week.
Batteries not included.

stash the polski guy said...

bet she can put some hurt on some gator bites.

Anonymous said...

Jeezuz, that is one HARD-looking 52-year-old. Too much wodka & plum brandy.

Anonymous said...

Riverside has gone to the animals

Anonymous said...

Uberkovic??

Anonymous said...

RIVERSIDE????? SAY IT AINT SO SHAVEY,,,ALAWAYS LOVED THAT SUBURB AND WHEN RTD, WENT TO LOOK AT A HOUSE THERE,ICOULDNT AFFORD A TEAR DOWN GARAGE IN THAT PLACE AND AUNT WANDA THE SWEATY POLACK DRUNK HAS A KID GOING TO SCHOOL THERE,WTF,NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD AT ALL,,,,

Anonymous said...

She's actually 32, not 52. It's a Hard-knock life in Transylvania. Welcome to America, where the vodka is cheap and you can get cupcake frosting in a spray can!
PS : even drunk, she smells better than a Somali muslim.

Anonymous said...

52? My wife is 54 and looks 51, sniff, so beautiful.

Anonymous said...

It would be a good joke chap, but at least have the joke make sense. This was in riverside, no where near Mt. Greenwood. I like where your head is, but you forced that one. Let's talk about it over some gator bites at Bourbon St. I might forget my wallet so bring yours.

Head Cheese said...

Hey, Mrs. Vladka Linda Slit Clit,

You live in Riverside, USA now. You attainit American Dream. Why you needit get dronk?

Anonymous said...

She gave great stink finger back in the early "80's".

Anonymous said...

mr bourbon street's mom, AFTER a shitload of plastic surgery.

Anonymous said...

Cunt right there !

Anonymous said...

I thought that's the way they all drive in Mexifornia.
After all, that failed state is full of nothing but
stoners, jews, wetbacks and queers.

Anonymous said...

Married to sgt. in 022.

Anonymous said...

@11:30PM
Tear Down Garage: nice comment on the scarcity of
real estate and gentrification in America

Anonymous said...

Drunk bitch has an abundance of vehicles pulling up & parking at all hours of the night and the majority of them appear to be Hispanic. Makes the place look like it’s 1710 East Green Street in Bensenville.
Sure seems like these men are being “serviced”.
The stench and trail of dandruff flakes follows her wherever she goes...

Mr. SouthSide said...

Damn. She's hot.

Anonymous said...

Still a step up from Garcia Ridge wives!

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch her fart box.

Anonymous said...

I like California, except for the Polacks and the Albanians.

Anonymous said...

A little off topic, but I was with some WWII vets over the weekend who forged their birth certificates and joined the navy when they were 14 after we were attacked at Pearl Harbor so they could fight the japs. And in this article a 13 yr old is referred to as a child. And they are, as are 20+ year olds.

Anonymous said...

Her Clit tattoo says;;

"Kwiat bez zapachu, jak czlowiek bez duszy"

"A flower without a smell is like a man without a soul"

Polish Pete

Anonymous said...

Looks like her pie hole has been donkey punched a few times.

Anonymous said...

A little off topic, but I was with some retired coppers over the weekend who forged their birth certificates and joined CPD when they were six after we were attacked at the '68 DNC so they could fight the hippies. Then we all got naked in the sauna and poured chocolate syrup over each other and Aldo showed up with the ice cream and peanuts and we all sang show tunes and made sundaes until we passed out in our own vomit.