Saturday, October 1, 2016

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15 comments:

Jackie Puppet said...

Is that for Cornell students, or CORNHOLE students?

Anonymous said...

I thought the military is for our defense and protection, where do the niggers get off with this shit? Laughing stock of the world and we are going to be in for it with our real enemies. People have no idea what they have done to our country, no idea.

Anonymous said...

East Carolina band members play instruments & kneel to disrupt playing of national anthem

Anonymous said...

Ticket writing proposal just gave Tom Dart the hershey squirts. He needs to change his drawers. Excuse him. He has a mark brown skidmark.

Anonymous said...

Negro soldiers who refuse to stand for the anthem or the flag should get a year in the brig and a dishonorable discharge. However, given that it took four years to try and convict that murdering Muslim shithead Maj. Hassan (longer than it took us to beat the Axis in WWII), they'll probably be promoted.

PS: Thanks Kapernick, you scumbag.

Anonymous said...

Is there a Statute of Limitations for CPD Ticket Nazi's?

Anonymous said...

Monkey see , monkey do .......

Mr. SouthSide said...

Bizarre World.

FUCK THE MEDIA said...

Missouri wind chime time for Emmanuel Cleaver

Anonymous said...

Evergreen Park wouldn't have any cops left if that ticket law is passed.

Anonymous said...

All demoncrats are is blood clots in the body of America.

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled by straw man scapegoat Kapernick. The real problem is niggers in general.

Anonymous said...

They would be given work release to write tickets in day time.

Anonymous said...

Segregate them. Let them go to those garbage black colleges.
They can kneel there all they want.

Anonymous said...

The US Army was integrated because black combat units in the Korean theater would throw down their weapons and run away when approached by the enemy. Army command reasoned that spreading the blacks thinly throughout the entire army instead of having them clustered up in their own units would minimize or at least disguise their incompetence and cowardice.