Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Skydiver / Parachutist Michael Collins (48) dies after hitting billboard for TARGET stores in LaSalle County... Looks like he hit the target

Was his death a SIGN???

Authorities say they are continuing their investigation to find the cause of a skydiving accident that left an Illinois man dead.

The La Salle County sheriff's office says 48-year-old Michael Collins of Lacon died early Sunday from injuries suffered when he struck a billboard as he neared the ground.

The (LaSalle) News Tribune reports Collins had drifted off course during the skydive. Marseilles emergency responders found Collins suspended from the billboard about 1 foot off the ground. He was cut down and given life-support measures.

Life Flight was contacted and Collins was flown to Good Samaritan Hospital in Downers Grove, where the DuPage County coroner's office pronounced him dead from massive traumatic injuries.

In addition to the LaSalle County Sheriff's Department, the Federal Aviation Administration is investigating the incident.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Collins's , known for their Stupidity, Worldwide.

Anonymous said...

Collins's , known for their Stupidity, Worldwide.

Anonymous said...

How many good jumps does a kamikaze skydiver have?

One.

Anonymous said...

Well perhaps He was a transgendered queer so was naturally drawn to Target.

Anonymous said...

If you couldn't post about it on social media, would you still do it?

Anonymous said...

this you say happened in france right before the normandy invasion and a guy from the 101st hit a target store sign??? wow them sneaky krauts,who would have thought,

Anonymous said...

Women can not be paratroopers in the military cause they whistle on the way down.

Anonymous said...

He should have boycotted Target due to its terrible transgender policies....

Anonymous said...

Classic

Anonymous said...

Was there a team of three card holders there to rate his proficiency?

4.3

6.5

5.8

His average was 5.5

Anonymous said...

Did the Target sign fair alright ?

Col. Sharecropper said...

You can't make this shit up.

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of what you would expect to see in the funny old movie "IT'S A MAD,MAD,MAD, MAD WORLD".

Anonymous said...

I beat off every day to pictures of Kelly Ferro, but I don't post about it on social media.

Anonymous said...

That's a keeper!

Anonymous said...

That's a GREAT fuckin movie. I must've seen it 10 times.