Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Missing Dark as Coal Chubby Evanston Wildebeest Alishianna A. Harris found safe and well satisfied in Midlothian

I needed my fart box donkey punched... why you be looking for me?

A 17-year-old Evanston girl who'd been missing since Oct. 4 was found Monday evening in Midlothian, police said.

The Midlothian Police Department located Alishianna A. Harris in good health after a concerned citizen contacted them, Evanston police said in a statement Monday night.

Earlier Monday, Evanston police said Harris probably left her home on her own.

Evanston Police Cmdr. Joseph Dugan said Harris had left home before, but that this time she had not called to let anyone know she was OK. Police had said that Harris had no money, credit cards or a cellphone, though was familiar with public transportation, and particularly with the Chicago Transit Authority "L" system. Dugan said police had talked to Harris' friends and family before turning to the public for help.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

she needed to get her freak on with the savage nigger beast in chicongo

Anonymous said...

Midlothian is a shire (county) in Scotland. What the fuck was she doing there and how did she get there?

She should have been killed for being ugly.

Anonymous said...

Just stop looking for them. Nobody wants them anyway

Anonymous said...

Well satisfied hahaha. Midlothian, isn't that where Aldo lives?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it interesting how of all the races, that negroids were the only one to never have a written language.

Anonymous said...

If she was satisfied you know no white man was with her. Unless she wanted her ear cleaned out by one of their micro dicks.

Anonymous said...

If she was satisfied you know no white man was with her. Unless she wanted her ear cleaned out by one of their micro dicks.

stash the polski guy said...

assholeisious mutant teenage ninga wildabeast found safe and sound. hope law enforcement did not spend much time looking for this idiot.

Anonymous said...

....just follow the trail of chicken bones; you'll find her.

Anonymous said...


C'mon!, a Jig without a sail foam ? How she gonna take a pitchure of the raciss po-lice ?

Anonymous said...

Just another fatass nigtard...dumb as a bucket of rocks.

Anonymous said...

I hate when a fat nigger hog is found alive ! Son of a bitch .

Anonymous said...

Probably doin snatch chats picture shows wiff her unks

Anonymous said...

A nigger without a sail phone?????

Anonymous said...

Cunt !

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she be familiar with how to gets da freebie rides on da CTA wif no money!

Anonymous said...

CPD officer saved her by reverse CPR as a baby.

Anonymous said...

Good God. That thing is just horrible.

Anonymous said...

It looks more male than female for its' species.
I am not surprised.

Anonymous said...

yawn

Anonymous said...

"L" system????????????????? Who the hell wrote that? It's "El" you dumb POS...... Chicago reporters are so dumb...


Of course, maybe now it is "L", Rahm is saving money by removing the E from the signs, who knows.

Anonymous said...

That was almost as funny and you getting a job and knowing who your daddy is micro brain

Anonymous said...

The very dead Lou Reed says---

And the colored girls sing: Doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo...

Anonymous said...

That's because blacks don't like to read, pinhead. Duh? Some days I really have to ask myself why I put up with you nitwits.

Anonymous said...

It is not that blacks don't like to read, it's that most of them can't
read. They can't stay inside the lines using coloring books either.