Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Madonna: ‘If You Vote for Hillary Clinton, I Will Give You a Grandma Blowjob’

Madonna: ‘If You Vote for Hillary Clinton, I Will Give You a Blowjob’ 
Pop star Madonna got raunchy while introducing comedian Amy Schumer at a performance in New York City Tuesday night, promising the crowd sexual favors in exchange for their support of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

The comments came as Madonna warmed up the crowd with a very brief standup set ahead of the Trainwreck star’s performance at the Garden Tuesday night, according to the New York Daily News.

Schumer took the stage afterward for her first stand-up gig since hundreds of supporters of Republican candidate Donald Trump stood up and walked out of her performance in Tampa, Florida earlier this week after the comedian called him an “orange monster.” As Breitbart previously reported, Shumer was widely booed during the performance at Tampa’s Amalie Arena, where she instructed security to remove hecklers.

During her performance Tuesday night, Schumer read aloud a letter she composed in response to the Trump fans who walked out on her show in Tampa.

“Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility.”

The comedian added that she looks forward to “putting this all behind us” in November, when “Hillary Clinton is our motherf*cking president.”

Madonna has previously used sex appeal to drum up support for the Democratic presidential candidate; in September, the singer joined fellow pop star Katy Perry in stripping off her clothes to encourage Clinton voters to head to the polls in November.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her kids must be so proud.

SpankDaddy said...

I'll take the hummer, but still vote for The Donald.

Anonymous said...

Whore of Babylon revealed.

Anonymous said...

Blowjob from Madonna, Amy Schumer and Hillary Clinton.....the Three Pigs

Anonymous said...

She has always made me ill.

Anonymous said...

Papa don't preach, I'm voting Trump now.

Anonymous said...

"Take out your false teeth, Granny! I wanna suck on yo' gums!!!"

Anonymous said...

Check out her whiskers.

Jackie Puppet said...

I'll take her up on the blowie - only if she removes her dentures first

Anonymous said...

That cunt needs a Corcoran shined acrossed her ass and a full wood shampoo

Anonymous said...

Maddona wouldn't qualify to be in a bukkake video.

Anonymous said...

First off I wouldnt be able to get a hard on looking at her ugly face. Second I've seen black crack whores who looked better.

stash the polski guy said...

nasty fucking mudshark.

Anonymous said...

Can that mud shark still get a wet pussy?

Anonymous said...

whore

Anonymous said...

She can keep her grandma blowjob. She is a has been. She and Hillary can eat each other's carpet while Bill impregnates another sheboon. Bill's Negro son in Arkansas looks just like him. I would DEMAND a DNA test.

Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

She's fucked more niggers than Jesse Jackson & Bill Clinton combined!!

Gramps said...

No, thank you.

Anonymous said...

And if you were to ask Amy Schumer why she would want Hillary as President, her response would be the usual "I don't want a man who disrespects women as our President". Yawn. No idea why she's voting for Hillary. She has no idea.

Anonymous said...

This bitch is ready early with that witch look for Halloween !

Anonymous said...

Would that classify as a Gator Bite?

Anonymous said...

To hell with this washed up Satanist skank and her jew masters.
I hated the slut in the 1980's, I hate the old bitch now.
Talentless 3rd rate hack.

Anonymous said...

It's the sort of people who buy five dollar coffees and think Saturday Night Live is funny...

Mushmouth said...

Will she let me donkey punch her fart box?

Anonymous said...

These nasty bitches are insane....

Anonymous said...

not with that gator mouth.

Anonymous said...

Now,Hillary just might get Bill's vote

Anonymous said...

Her jagged teeth would knarl your schlong into hamburger.

Anonymous said...

old skank

Anonymous said...

Comanche

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that she had grand kids.

Anonymous said...

Nasty woman.

Anonymous said...

Talk about over the hill.

Anonymous said...

Grannyhead might be excellent, until she looks up into your eyes. End of hardon.

Anonymous said...

She is as outdated as Cankles politics are. All these spoiled children in the entertainment industry who think they are God's gift to the world are about to get a come uppance. Times have changed but they haven't.

Anonymous said...

Dry Bones says---

Them Brews them Brews them He Brews.
Them Brews them Brews them He Brews.
Them Brews them Brews them He Brews.

Aldo Raine said...

Then don't blow up the photo and look at all the hair on her chin. I'd rather drop my cock into a vise and crank the handle til it was flat as a pancake.

Anonymous said...

All you have to remember is she blew Dennis Rodman. There isn't a chemical strong enough to remove the taint of Rodman's cock from her mouth along with everyplace it had landed previously. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

I grew up in the 80's and remember this degenerate when she released 'Papa Don't Preach' regarding her loose morals and slutacular behavior.

Even back in the 80's to early 90's she was a trash-heap; Only Scum of the Earth; would accept a fellatio from this walking Super-Fund/Hazmat site.

Anonymous said...

She lost any right to that tactic 20 years ago. Both of these skanks need to shut up and go away and stop creeping out America.

Anonymous said...

Typical white Christian conservative family values.

Anonymous said...

That picture looks like something out of the Exorcist. It kept bugging me and I finally realized where I saw it before.

Anonymous said...

Det insley promised the same thing. But only if you vote for Richard Simmons.

Anonymous said...

I will take a BJ from her daughter after I shave her head and make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Anonymous said...

Madonna ain't nothin but a scum sucking pig and I wouldn't waste my seed on her. ♠️

Anonymous said...

And a free STD with every hummer!
Bring your penicillin, lots of it!!

Anonymous said...

White Trash first trained at McDonald's.
Excellent material.
Now part of Hollywood establishment.
Votes Left, Blows Right
Cunt Lapper for Jolie
Penis Painter for Brad
An Apple Whore: Owns several devices just for
Status Symbols
Summons her jockers on private jets
Hollywood garden parties in white linen tents
Casino staple, house covers bets
Likes Lucky Strikes, will settle for Kents

Anonymous said...

I'd rather let Debbie "Blabbermouth" Wasserman-Schultz blow me than have Whoredonna get within five miles of me.
Sucking cock is the only thing a jewess can do that's worth a damn.