Sunday, October 9, 2016

Lesbian teacher Emma Phillips who got a SEVEN INCH sex toy lodged up her ASS was forced to have it surgically removed after using BBQ prongs failed - Even MORE amazing is this idiot goes public with her story

A STUDENT teacher who got a SEVEN INCH sex toy lodged up her BUM was forced to have it surgically removed after using BBQ prongs failed.

Emma Phillips was feeling amorous with partner Lee Miller, 29, during the early hours of Saturday morning when the sex toy ‘disappeared’.

Initially thinking Lee had hidden the vibrator under a pillow as a prank, it was only when the mum-of-one pressed down on her stomach and felt a buzzing that she realised it had vanished up her back passage.

After being rushed to hospital to have the toy surgically removed, Emma is now speaking out to warn others not allow embarrassment to stop them seeking help if they find themselves in a similar predicament.

Emma, 24, from Wallasey, Merseyside, said: “We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out.”

Emma added: “When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating – it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.”

The passionate pair tried to extract the toy, bought for £28 as part of a couple’s sex aid pack, using a variety of DIY methods but to no avail.

Emma said: “For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options.

“He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner.

“He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point – after an hour of trying – we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.”

After initially seeing the funny side Emma said that they quickly realised that she’d need medical help.

Emma said: “We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.

“The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.”

Within five minutes an ambulance arrived and rushed the pair to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales.

Emma spent the 45-minute journey perched on one of the seats and was hurried into a room for observations.

Emma said: “At that point it was just more surreal than anything. I didn’t feel much pain at that point – I was in too much shock.”

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43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must be Liverpool fans

Jimmy Buffet said...

That is a hard and scary looking 24 years. I can see why her partner prefers to lead from behind.

Henry Rollins said...

Of course she is not (admitting she is) ashamed to go public. With a face like that, the girl is desperate to let people know that someone finds her attractive enough to boink her.

Everyone thinks women are some big enigmatic mystery. Not true. Just see them as vindictive five year olds with an insecurity complex and you'll never be mystified again.

Anonymous said...

7 inches? Jeez, she had a toy that was 3 TIMES the (reported) length of Shaved's 'package!'

Anonymous said...

Was she practicing for the Sgts test????

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch her fart box.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Bourbon street waitress that cpd doesn't tip

Anonymous said...

feed her to the Mandingo.

Anonymous said...

Alls well that ends well. I have no idea what is considered normal anymore.

Anonymous said...

The British papers- the Daily Mail and the Sun - pay for stories like this. If that couple hadn't sold it themselves, someone in the hospital would have done so, and the couple would have been "stiffed."

Other observations:

- that hot little slut has a two-year old child. What happens when the kid -or her friends- are old enough to use google?

- the boyfriend is obviously not the father of her child.

- he looks like a real prize catch.

- the nation that stood up alone against the Nazis is now full of skanks, snively little creepy unemployed yobbos, and about 2 million muslim shitheads. It is doomed.

MEGYN KELLY IS A CUNT said...

That's the advantage of using the genuine article. It won't break off from its base.

Anonymous said...

Richard Gere could have offered some advice.

Dontravious Jackscoon said...

29??? Those have been a rough 29 years judging by her face. I'll skip donkeypunching her fartbox...I might lose something up there.

Jackie Puppet said...

I'd say insert fart box jokes, but insertion is what led to her embarrassment.

Maybe she'll get a tramp stamp saying Insert Cock Only so no toys disappear in the future.

Anonymous said...

american women are such stupid bitches,if they don't put on 300 lbs by the time they are 28 yrs old they are sticking toys up their asses and going public with it when it goes wrong,,,bet she's a hillary voter to,,,

Anonymous said...

Typical white Christian conservative family values.

Anonymous said...

Wahaa....I would have free it via a fart punch to her donkey box...then fart punch it again.................\(^o^)/

Anonymous said...

Crazy looking bitch

Anonymous said...

Now that's a girl you take home to mom.

Anonymous said...

MARREID TO A COP, NEEDS A DILDO TO GET HERSELF OFF.

Anonymous said...

I don't know - after her fart box was punched with BBQ tongs, I'd still fuck it - it'd be tight but I know the bitch could take it...

Anonymous said...

Next time I shall ass fuck you rather than humiliating yourself !

When you hear "Prince and The Revolution" your ass fucking therapy shall begin .

Anonymous said...

Lesbian? Article said her partner lee. Then went to say HE tried this and HE tried that

Anonymous said...

I find the vapid look in her eyes very attractive.
I would like that fart box please.

Anonymous said...

lesbian remediation treatments need to start immediately. that dumb blonde shit aint happening. the bleach you use is frying your brain.

Anonymous said...

She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, that's for sure.
What a world class moron and a dumb blonde airhead. for
good measure.

Anonymous said...

Rectum ? Hell I could have killed em

Anonymous said...

All the wives in Garcia Ridge use 9 inch black dildo's!

Anonymous said...

Those BBQ tongs will be available at Bourbon Street!

Anonymous said...

That's why white woman are always calling us black men to satisfy them, they want to feel something big in them. Not your white little micro dicks.

Anonymous said...

Mr bourbon street mom can shove the whole united kingdon up her fartbox and still have room left over

Anonymous said...

Super Cunt right there !

Anonymous said...

Lee Miller is a guy & her boyfriend.Not a lesbo

Anonymous said...

THE BONE RANGER SAYS:

"She appears to be a bit Cockeyed, to me".

Anonymous said...

THE BONE RANGER SAYS:

"She appears to be a bit Cockeyed, to me".

Anonymous said...

transgender

Anonymous said...

Just stick to putting your micro penis in the ass and mouth of your sons.That way you will get them ready for their future in prison much like yourself

Anonymous said...

They sold out.Niggers all across this country are BBQ'ing in their bath tubs as they don't use them to bathe in

Clark said...

TALES OF THE SOUTH SIDE IRISH WHITE SO0X FANS!

Not much to do now, now that the Cubbies are on their way to the World Championship, eh?

Yuri Gagarin said...

The gerbil inside it burned up on reentry like a soviet cosmonaut.

SpankDaddy said...

I like how the English call the best part of a woman's anatomy The BUM.

Anonymous said...

Another Lame bourbon street joke...snore...

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