Monday, October 3, 2016

Law Enforcement Authorities seeking help in locating Northland Insatiable Nympho Cock Crazy Lindsay Marie Voltz

FAMILY: She only seems to have cock in her head!

Authorities have requested the public’s assistance in locating a 37-year-old woman from the Grand Rapids area.

Lindsay Marie Voltz was last seen Sunday in Grand Rapids, the Itasca County Sheriff’s Office reported in a news release.

Voltz is described by the sheriff’s office as being 5-foot-6, 135 pounds with dark brown hair and green eyes. She was last seen wearing a blue-gray fleece hooded jacket, gray exercise pants and a pink camouflage cap.

Anyone with information on her whereabouts is asked to contact Investigator A.J. Morse of the Itasca County Sheriff’s Office at (218) 326-3477.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to fart punch her donkey box with brass knuckles coated with dried ghost pepper resin that reconstitutes into liquid when combined with her pussy juice.....oh momma this little piggy just went to market....\(^o^)/ and she burning up •﹏•

Anonymous said...

I want to fart punch her donkey box with brass knuckles coated with dried ghost pepper resin that reconstitutes into liquid when combined with her pussy juice.....oh momma this little piggy just went to market....\(^o^)/ and she burning up •﹏•

Anonymous said...

Mary loved giving head and was great in bed.
Apart from that, she was a fckn nightmare to date

Anonymous said...

Another nigger infested Michigan sector

Mr. SouthSide said...

She was in Beatrice's last night. She hooked up with "Big Belly" Bertucci. She might be back tonight.

Anonymous said...

Possible mudman victim is she was chasing the radiator hose.

Anonymous said...

She was in my bed giving me a blow job this morning. Then I pounded her fart box with my donkey punches.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Katy Perry, at age 54, just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch her fart box.

William Shatner said...

She is buried under a pile of dicks on Whore Island. Set phasers to cum.

Anonymous said...

She's being ass fucked as I type .

OH YEAH