Monday, October 3, 2016

JENNIFER LYNN COLLINS dead at 41 loyal fan and contributor of True News USA

JENNIFER LYNN COLLINS

Jennifer Lynn Collins, 41, of Superior, traumatically passed away Tuesday Sept. 20, 2016 on Pretty Molly Bay, Little Exuma, Bahamas.

She was born on June 9, 1975 to Linda Collins and Douglas Johnson in Superior.

Frank Lynn Wolf had the pleasure and privilege of being wed to this beautiful person on April 18, 2010 on the beach of Pretty Molly Bay. Jennifer had called his office on her birthday in 2009, the last day of his medical practice, they have been together since.

Jennifer attended Blaine Elementary, Superior Central Junior High, and graduated in 1993 from Superior Senior High School as a Presidential "Excel" Student. Jennifer's accomplishments were arrayed starting as a six-year-old grade schooler ultimately under the tutelage of Linda Hines at the University of Wisconsin Superior Gymnastic Program and Gymnast Sue Olson. "Jennifer at six years of age has more grace than any of my college athletes". She was a Minnesota Ballet Apprentice under Allan Fields. From the age of 12-17 Jennifer participated in the Duluth production of "The Nutcracker Suite", her role was the "Arabian Dancer" in 1989. After an audition at the Ordway Theater in St. Paul at age 17, she was accepted to the Royal Winnipeg Troupe of Canada. Later a Headliner Act in Las Vegas as a Contortionist under the stage name "Skyler". Skyler spent 18 months on the "X" Show at the Aladdin, Crazy Horse II, Beachers Mad House and a National Tour of the United States with "Maxim Bud Light". In Vegas she was a personal friend of Robin Leach, Tony Curtis and wife, and many other entertainment personalities. Jennifer's command of the English Language allowed her to compose excellent prose and poetry. Jennifer was the most complete woman I ever knew, beautiful beyond description, brilliant, mentally and spirituality with an immense "Heart". We will miss her severely at all levels of our lives. Just a few of her favorite KJV Bible verses Hebrews 4:15-16; John 14:27; Proverbs 29:18; Ephesians 4:26,27,30; Colossians 3:5-10. After praying to the Lord Jesus Christ her favorite ending "So Be It" Amen, Amen. To Jennifer all humans and animals were salvageable.

Jennifer is survived by her husband, Frank Lynn Wolf; Theodorus "Teddy" Lynn Bear her protective lovable tea-cup Yorkie; Uloose the rescued Maine Coon Cat alias "The Under Foot"; father, Douglas (Judy) Johnson; mother, Linda (Craig) Collins; sister, Jamie; niece, Teighan; nephews, Wyatt and Liam; and Mellie Gray of Williamstown, Little Exuma, Bahamas, her surrogate mother.

VISITATION: 5 to 7 p.m. Wednesday Oct. 5, 2016 Dougherty Funeral Home. 600 E. 2nd Street, Duluth, MN 55805, and will continue on Thursday Oct. 6, 2016 from 10 a.m. until the 11 a.m. Funeral Service in the Funeral Home. Burial will be at Oneota Cemetery. Arrangements by Dougherty Funeral Home. 218-727-3555.

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UPDATE: Two American Women Drown Just Hours Apart on Pretty Molly Bay, Bahamas

POLICE in Bimini are investigating the apparent drowning of an elderly American woman who was diving on Wednesday morning three miles off North Rock. She is a 60-year-old resident of New York.

#According to police reports, shortly after 10am, a woman was brought into Bimini on a vessel. Reports are that while diving some three miles off North Rock, she began experiencing difficulties. She was attended to by medical personnel of the Bimini Clinic and was pronounced dead. An autopsy will be performed to determine the exact cause of death.

#Police are also investigating an alleged drowning of an American woman on Tuesday afternoon in Exuma.

#Reportedly, shortly after 5pm, a 41-year-old visitor from Minnesota, JENNIFER LYNN COLLINS, is alleged to have drowned while swimming in waters off Forbes Hill. Despite extensive CPR efforts the woman was pronounced dead by the island’s doctor. An autopsy will be performed to determine the exact cause of death.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

There once was a man from Vienna
Who liked to play the piana
His fingers slipped
And his zipper unzipped
And out popped a hairy bannana

Anonymous said...

RIP.

Anonymous said...

Dayum !

Anonymous said...

RIP
mr. Bourbon street

Anonymous said...

My condolences and sympathy, she was a beautiful and articulate member of our people.

Anonymous said...

She's like refried beans now

Anonymous said...

Was she a mud shark?

Anonymous said...

Shaved you going to the funeral? You can take the brass handles off her casket for your fundraiser. Keep the truth alive.

Anonymous said...

Mentioning dogs and cats in the "survived by" section of an obituary...WTF?????

Anonymous said...

She looks like The Joker.

Anonymous said...

RIP, looks like she was a great person .

Anonymous said...

She seemed very accomplished.

Anonymous said...

@9:06AM
that's an insult to Steve Miller

Anonymous said...

God speed.

Anonymous said...

She commented here? When? Nobody ever comments here except me, Shaver, Aldo, Keesing, and Mr South Side.

Anonymous said...

Her forehead is as big as Shave's jowl.

Anonymous said...

No funeral. Launch her in the illegal beaner cannon to Mexico before Trump builds the wall.

Anonymous said...

That was the most bizarre obit I have ever read. By the way, what does "traumatically passed away' mean?

Anonymous said...

Thank You Mr. Bourbon street.
Family appreciates you.

Anonymous said...

Christine is jealous and stanky

Anonymous said...

Traumatically passed away means while giving Shave a hickey on his neck she sucked out 5 lbs of lard and choked to death.

Anonymous said...

Why do worms suddenly appear......

Anonymous said...

Everyone was aware of the fact that her fart box was 'to die for'

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
That was the most bizarre obit I have ever read. By the way, what does "traumatically passed away' mean?


Apparent drowning, waiting autopsy report according to the paper

Anonymous said...

Shave finally can fuck a broad that won't say no.

Anonymous said...

Your so kind mr. Bourbon st. Our family is in mourning and your kind words mean the world to us. Love always Jennifer's Family

Anonymous said...

Sad. I wish ten negroes or beaners had drowned instead. RIP.

this guy said...

Mr. Donkey punching fart boxes, huuummmmm??

Anonymous said...

That is not medically possible!

Mr. SouthSide said...

Are you guys going to me as nice to me when Shaved posts my obit?

That 5100 Car (Ret.) said...

Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
Are you guys going to me as nice to me when Shaved posts my obit?

October 4, 2016 at 5:37 AM
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No, someone will want to "donkey punch your fart box," someone will give your body a big "kees," someone will accuse you of not tipping at 115, someone will want to give your body a "private spanking lesson," and someone will want to launch you in the beaner cannon over the wall back to Canaryville, although there would be no need for that since they unblocked all the viaducts back in the early 80's. No one will call you a "mudshark," though.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
Are you guys going to me as nice to me when Shaved posts my obit?

October 4, 2016 at 5:37 AM
We're going to cremate you and sprinkle you throughout Boys town. ASS UP !

Anonymous said...

A friend of Shaved's? They won't even accept her toenails for an organ donation!

Anonymous said...

I heard she drowned in a bukakee bath

Mr. SouthSide said...

I hope that wasn't Theresa The Night Nurse. I was hot for her.

Anonymous said...

The post from October 3 at 903pm didn't come from Jennifer's family, it's just more self back patting from the bourbon street buffoon.