Thursday, October 6, 2016

It's Huge! Hurricane MATTHEW to hit FLORIDA!

'THIS STORM IS A MONSTER'
Florida residents told to brace for 'devastating impacts' as Hurricane Matthew closes in on US coastline

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

TNB

Anonymous said...

What's the over/under on the time it takes for the first shine to get shot while looting before, during, and after the hurricane?

Anonymous said...

Key West (Rahm's Playground) is out of the
Storm and safe.
Updates: Key West Diary (911 dispatcher in
Key West); Key West Live Cam (outside Sloppy
Joe's Bar on Duvall Street). KCCO

Anonymous said...

Disney World Closed
Oh, The Horror, The Horror
(But FAG WEEK has come & gone,
So everything is Cool)
No Trick or Treat for LGBT

Anonymous said...

Jamie Foxx visits Venezuela.
And not for those fucking soccer horns.
Latin America voting out the Sociaists.
I don't have to think, Robert Davi does that
for me.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

Anonymous said...

Klaus Mein and the Scorpions were playing on Florida radio none stop live " ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE " to a bigger crowd than Hillary Clinton has had all year . She may dump Tim Kaine like a burrito from yesterday's lunch and pick up Mein ! It couldn't hurt and the Scorpions still sting!

Anonymous said...

Yawn. Calling the TNUSA Weather Sub. Weather Sub will complete the complete non-event that every TNUSA weather bulletin turns out to be. I'd write more, but ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Oops! Did I ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

I like TNUSA Weather Sub. It reminds me of a plump and juicy little penis.

Anonymous said...

Just ate a chunky bar.

Anonymous said...

Hope Matthew mashes some feces species like a hot knife through refried beans

Anonymous said...

So far, here in Orlando, it's windy, but otherwise ok. Hopefully, it will wash some of the Haitans away.

Anonymous said...

Don't hit Bourbon street

Anonymous said...

Aldo down in Florida, we need you back in 72 hours buddy.

Anonymous said...

The feds will do anything to keep conservatives from voting. Even this. This is more than coincidental to me. Of course this is only IMHO.
Just the same, all Godspeed and mercy on all the Humans there
for the storm.

Anonymous said...

I'd feel more prepared for this big strong storm if I were wearing one of AMERICA'S HOTEST T-SHIRTS.

Anonymous said...

The fix is in...this storm is not that bad....media is pushing the NWO agenda of climate change!

J. Edgar Hooters said...

The hype over this storm reminded me of a Shakespeare play, Much Ado About Nothing.

Where is the death and destruction?

Anonymous said...

Hurricane Mathew originated from det insleys queef. He was down there on furlough, swimming, when he queefed in the ocean. Next thing you know, here comes hurricane Mathew.

Anonymous said...

Will it hit ENGLEWOOD??

Anonymous said...

It still hasn't made landfall yet. Florida coast dodges a bullet so far.

Anonymous said...

My husbands cock is huge too! (CPD officer)

Anonymous said...

Media running out clock for Hillary. Every minute spent on a typical hurricane is a minute the misdeeds of Hillary aren't reported about.
Lamp posts are too good for the media.

Anonymous said...

All those people that evacuated by listening to those politicians and Liberal state media.

stash the polski guy said...

the TNUSA weather sub needs a name.

if i can break a bottle of Meister Brau on the hull without denting the fucking thing. i christen thee:

the USS Deplorable

Anonymous said...

The good news is it sent 800 niggers in Haiti to hell .

Anonymous said...

The hurricane will still do less damage than the negro.

Aldo Raine said...

Not this weekend. Safe and sound in Corn Country.

Anonymous said...

Only blowing done around bourbon street will be done by bourbon street guys m_m ( you know the rest she blows the rest).

Anonymous said...

Aldo is safe and sound in cornhole country.

Anonymous said...

Quick, let's fill up sandbags with Meigs Field rocks and drop them on the heads of negros!

Anonymous said...

Would it make any difference?

Anonymous said...

Not even a hurricane can penetrate my jowls.

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