Monday, October 17, 2016

Horny Homosexual Polock Joseph Kopacz, 52, with an unwashed crotch that smelled like sauerkraut pierogi charged with home invasion & man ass rape invasion

Chicago Prosecutors: Man, 52, accused of home invasion, attempted sexual assault
A Chicago Buena Park neighborhood man ass eating homosexual was ordered held in lieu of $500,000 bail Sunday after being accused of breaking into a 23-year-old man’s bedroom and sexually assaulting him, prosecutors said.

Joseph Kopacz, 52, was arrested just after 8:30 a.m. Saturday in the city’s Lakeview neighborhood, according to court records.

Assistant State's Attorney Elena Gottreich said the victim woke up to find Kopacz, a stranger, in his bed with his head in the victim’s crotch area, attempting to pull down his boxer shorts while licking his anus.


Kopacz fled, but the victim caught him and held him in a headlock, she said. He allegedly bit the victim in the arm during the struggle.

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45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Off duty fireman.

Head Cheese said...

Hey, Mr. Jozef,

It look like you gonna loveit prison. Is more honorable putit shingles on roof, for sure,

Old Pete (retired 023rd district sgt.) said...

This perverted punk is gonna be turned into a desert buffet by the negroes in the joint. I used to hunt and track faggots like this polock when I worked in Boystown. It was easy catching my prey. All that was needed was the right bait to lure them into a sting. Chocolates that were shaped like penises, cocaine, and Skittles were the most popular treats to trick them into getting in my van. Then I would pounce on them and get them to reveal all the details of their sick, twisted sex crimes.

Seeing this Chester the molester's mugshot makes me wish I wasn't retired anymore. He wouldn't be so tough after I would have had his sweaty bound body wrapped in leather, a ball gag in his mouth, along with some whips and chains to get him to start talking about all his fruiter crimes. Queers really piss me off.

I was able to hold my head up high when I stalked the streets of 023 back in the 1970s. Working plain clothes, I was a sight to behold as I was 6'2" and 350 pounds, wearing a brown leather duster and a Davey Crocket coonskin cap. Now the cops dress like pussies. You aren't going to catch any violent fairies like this polock if you wear Sons of Anarchy sweaters and baseball caps.

PO RICK GRIMES said...

He bit the víctim? This is how it starts....

Anonymous said...

Aldo and mr bourbon street should keep their personal lives private.

Anonymous said...

Typical Caucasian Christian values right there !

Anonymous said...

Republican values of course !

Anonymous said...

That's just a regular weed at for the insleys. That's he they "play around".

Anonymous said...

surely you jest

Anonymous said...

Having lived next to these Eastern bloc heathens for some time now, I'm not sure what I despise most about them.
And now I have to be concerned about some raging homosexual Polocko entering my home and trying to sexually assault my sons?
Lock n load!

Anonymous said...

Two different phrases should be associated with this a$$hole and all rapists/predos:

Judas Cradle

http://www.medievalchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/judas-cradle-torture-device.jpg?737143

Vlad the Impaler's Toothpicks

http://refrigeratorbox.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/impaler.png

stash the polski guy said...

i like saurkraut pierogi. make polski kids big and strong.

Anonymous said...

RETIRED CPD?

Anonymous said...

Most all pollacks are down lo fags

Anonymous said...

A Penis Puffing Pollack Poofter!

Anonymous said...

You're really Jon Burge, aren't you? It's OK. You're among friends here.

Anonymous said...

That is one ugly, decreipt Polack. Even for a Polack. Thank God I'm German.

leather duster in a coonskin cap said...

can i date you retired sergeant? you sound like a cross between larry the cable guy and the bounty guy of paper towel fame. very sexy you luscious man. meet me at hydrate. i will match your outfit and we can stroll down or up halstead street hand in hand. no cub game tonight big guy.

Anonymous said...

Exact requirements for cpd promotional exam!

Anonymous said...

CPD will hire him.......

Anonymous said...

Shaver, you really need to start writing the headlines for the Tribune.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but the kind of pierogi stash likes makes you weak, satiated and HIV positive

Anonymous said...

while serving in the navy years ago this was quite common on board my ship,,whats the big up roar??

Anonymous said...

Typical white christian conservative family values

Anonymous said...

Registered Democrat. Obhomo and Mikechelle are his heroes.

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Aldo.

Anonymous said...

Are all guys homos nowadays?

Anonymous said...

I remember Pete from the old 023. He used to stick his hand up his ass @ roll call then run around the room yelling, "SMELL MY FINGER BITCH!".

Anonymous said...


I'm licka da doopah !

Anonymous said...

Old Pete (retired 023rd district sgt.) is back with more tales of his latent homosexual adventures from his glory days. Sounds like you really miss those days of cruising around in boys town trying to pick up the fags, eh Sarge? Well, nothing prevents you from working for free now that you're retired. I'm sure you still hang around that area, doing the same disgusting things that you used to do, only now with a pocketful of Viagra. It's OK to come out of the closet. We won't judge you. (smirk!)

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

They are the same person!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stash the polksi guys boyfriends.

Anonymous said...

The irony here is he'll get all the butt fucking he wants.

Perhaps the justice will be he's the one getting the ass fucking .

Anonymous said...

mam moja córka jest w ciąży. złe polskim ojcem

Anonymous said...

Ten człowiek może być bardzo miły. On mi pomóc kiedy pierwszy raz tu. jestem tutaj w stanie Illinois nielegalnie z Polski. Używam mój numer ubezpieczenia społecznego synów do pracy biura czyszczących.

Anonymous said...

That fireman was not off duty.

Anonymous said...

Robin Thicke minus the black and white stripe (horizontal)
Suit he was poured into at SuperBowl Show with Miley Cyrus.
M.C. trailer park trash hits it big.

Anonymous said...

Two words: forest reserve.

Old Pete (retired 023rd district sgt.) said...

I am not a fag, but I will bust a nut in your ear after I'm done killing you. Cowardly, repressed homosexuals such as yourself, that hide behind the anonymity of a computer, make me sick. While I feel bad for you, for being molested by your uncle as a child, that doesn't give you the right to be an internet bully.

Anonymous said...

Fucking nigger.

Anonymous said...

Don't fuck with Old Pete!!

Anonymous said...

This guy is a freak!
He is multiple convictions, throw away the key!

He uses people for what he can get out of them and preys upon their good nature....

Anonymous said...

Breaks in,
Licks your ass,
Then bites you?

Really?

This guys lacks all human decency and has absolutely no values or brains.

Anonymous said...

Especially after licking the jersey highway.

Ass breath, that's almost as hot as his picture.

Anonymous said...

Back in prison he can get some sausage to stick in his kraut smelling mouth!