Wednesday, October 26, 2016

CHICAGO FIREFIGHTER FALLS THROUGH STAIRCASE IN HOUSE FIRE, SURVIVES & NEVER SPILLED HIS BEER

A Chicago firefighter is doing OK after he fell through a staircase Wednesday evening while battling a fire in the West Englewood neighborhood, according to the Chicago Fire Department.

The fire occurred in the 6900-block of South Paulina Street shortly before 6 p.m. A mayday was initially called, but the firefighter was found.

The firefighter was backing out as the stairway collapsed. He went "down but was able to slow fall and climb out," according to a Chicago Fire Department tweet.

The firefighter was not transported to the hospital.

No injuries were reported from the fire.

31 comments:

Aldo Raine said...

Of course he didn't spill his beer, he's a professional. Best wishes, brother.

Anonymous said...

Here we go with the "brother" bullshit, bro hugs, and whatever else these firemen will do for attention. I know Aldo is joking, but, most firemen will start going on with "see how dangerous our job is, we're heroes". The staircase was a foot off the ground. Now back to talking about your last bout with the red devil. No one cares.
Brotherhood of the barrel, brothers!

Anonymous said...

Herbie drank all of his before he entered

Anonymous said...

Too bad it wasn't you Aldo Raine. The thought of you , falling through a floor, breaking your back and neck, in the midst of a roaring fire, is heartwarming and homey.
Die bitch die.

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, the dildo in his ass was anchored so tightly that fellow firemen were able to snag it with a lasso and pull him to safety.

Anonymous said...

At least he didn't shoot someone undeserving!

Special Ed said...

Slow fall? Explain that one. Gravity is not altered for Smokey

Anonymous said...

Time for this fat fuck to go on a diet. Way to be a lard ass.

The Keesing Bandit said...

I've had a few firemen slow fall and climb out on me. It was delightful.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Heroism is not going into an abandond house on fire in the ghetto somewhere and falling through a staircase. Those actions are frankly acts of gross stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Never spilled his beer because he never opened up his mouth.

stash the polski guy said...

i had a turd slow fall once. when it finally splashed down i felt refreshed and ready to face the day.

bye bye aldo.

Anonymous said...

Shaved
Whoever won that contest you had about the fireman with the most fire stickers on their vehicle? You need to hold another one . I know this ducker in 116 who lives in mt. Plywood that drives a tricked out red fire pickup truck loaded with cfd stickers. I'll win the contest.

Anonymous said...

At the hall brothers all, on the job fuck them all

Anonymous said...

WOW!, THE JAGOFFS THAT WROTE THEIR SUPPOSED KNOWING OF WHAT A FIREFIGHTERS JOB IS DON'T KNOW SHIT!

Anonymous said...

The few , the proud. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Anonymous said...

That comment was probably that idiot Larry "my momma got me my job" Langford.

Anonymous said...

Jesus. You really need to get laid.

Anonymous said...

Stash gets a good one in on aldo.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Him !!

Anonymous said...

If aldo went into an abandoned ghetto house, fell through a staircase, broke his back and burned to death alone and in agony, that would be karmic justice and a public service.

Anonymous said...

I do need to get laid. Is your mom wife or sister busy?

Anonymous said...

I've seen that piece of shit driving around. Thinks he's really cool. The ONLY and I mean ONLY cool hero I know is Aldo . Period

Anonymous said...

Fell through floor because of too much swag stuffed in his boots.

Hi-5 Fire Guy said...

High-5 all around! Go Brothers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Shave experienced a panic attack of bumper sticker inadequacy when he discovered a fireman with more far right wing bumper stickers (112) than he has and canceled the contest. He is getting better but it's a long slow process.

In the meantime, High-5 Brother! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

They got the dildo right

Anonymous said...

lots of good property deals around 69th and paulina we hear,,

Anonymous said...

Take it easy brother. Let's high five tomorrow and hug it out. You and I both know we are heroes. Say, you looked fucking awesome at the dumpster fire last week. You didn't back down from the evil that is the red devil. You bravely put that fire out with that fire extinguisher. I've never seen such bravery and humility in my fire service career. God bless you brother. When one goes in, we all go in! Never forget 9-11.

Anonymous said...

@oct 28, 248am.
Now that was actually funny.
Accurate, satirical, and no racial or vulgar commentary. Well played.

Anonymous said...

Fire sticker comments. Hilarious

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