Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Chicago Cubs Choke Out in Cleveland - Indians Win Game 1 of the 2016 World Series 6 to 0

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THE CUBS CURSE IS REAL!

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's one for The Goat.

Anonymous said...

The curse of bourbon street guy's mom choking on fireman men cock is real folks

Eat my poo said...

It's not choking when the other team plays a better game. I know you faggot Sox fans are starving for a winning team but let it go. You had your lucky run in 2005. Congrats. You've sucked just as bad and worse since. Enjoy mediocrity.

Anonymous said...

Cubs suck - they saw the guy in the goat costume in the stands and fucked up...

Anonymous said...

That beard he's sporting looks mighty goatish. He's good and is going to be good but doesn't have his sealegs on yet. Dumb move. If it ain't broke.....

Anonymous said...

Too much dried cum on the lips and lube up the ass....I'll bet a champagne bottle or two got a rectum choke hold put on it.

Aldo Raine said...

Good! Fuck the Schlubs and their north side dick smoking, gerbil keistering fans. It's mindblowing how the drama queens act regarding a stupid fucking game. I hope there's a ton of suicides when the schlubs blow it, the northside gene pool needs a good cleaning.

Anonymous said...

Bears curse you get there and flub it.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Jack Brickhouse have a poo fetish? Seriously.

Anonymous said...

so the guy that gets offended by the bourbon street jokes is apparently a cubs fan

it all makes sense now

what a fag

(and a cheapeskate with his one dollar tips)

Anonymous said...

Cubs had plenty of opportunities to score. Cleveland pitching was very good.

Anonymous said...

Just like the last 100+ years of your faggot ass team?

Anonymous said...

Give the hard on fireman tough guy shtick a break, Aldo. Now go jump on your Harley with your Axemen "brothers" and look for attention elsewhere. Us CPD are trying to figure out how to get out of our current conundrum....paying full boat. Does Bourbon Street have a side door?

Anonymous said...

Sox won it while being 14th on the payroll list and didn't sell out to get a dumbfuck wife beater at the trade deadline that doesn't speak a word of English. Cubs have fourth highest payroll this year. Hate to break it to you north side faggots but it's not magic it's money and tanking that got you this far. Now stop crying like the little bitches you are and go to bed.

Anonymous said...

Boot to the head!!!! Pickle dick.....

Anonymous said...

Bourbon street guy and his mom chokes on everyone's cock, not just firemen.
I curse when they ask for pay or a tip.

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Anonymous said...

Mexicans,Arabs and pussy hipster argue about this shit all the time. Who gives a fuck . It's filthy ricans and spics playing the game. Relax beatoffs

Anonymous said...

At least when Bourbon Street mom gave me chances to score I took full advantage & did!!

Anonymous said...

Any team can have a bad century or so.

Anonymous said...

Ball less wonders, fuck um .

The Keesing Bandit said...

I weep for my pretty Cubbies. I wish I could hug them all.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

All Sux fans are homos living in their mothers basement, just like you Billy

stash the polski guy said...

will have to go and celebrate with a goat taco at atotonilco on west 47th street on my way to greek town. the greek goat stew is fantastic.


tee hee. aint no fucking curse. just like a republlican politician living in chicago. only a fantasy. take a fist full of Quaalude's cub fans and go to sleep.

Anonymous said...

More cpd at Bourbon street then customers during cubs game.

Anonymous said...

Thats because Cubs fans choke the chicken all the time.....

Anonymous said...

Van Dyke was at TR's watching game. Fuckin drunk was plastered on floor by 3rd inning

Anonymous said...

I usually tip a nickel!

Anonymous said...

Boot to the head nigger lips

Anonymous said...

Look..... a jealous Sox's fan!

Anonymous said...

C'mon Tribe! Punish these fuckers!

Eat my poo said...

Who has more playoff wins in the last 100 years? In fact let's just say last ten. Cubs- 4 appearances/12 wins...Sox- 1 appearance/1 win. And Wrigley field was built long before the fags invaded the north side. It's not the cubs fault. So once again. Go suck some cock and enjoy half empty Guaranteed Rate field. And you better vote Trump you assholes

Anonymous said...

This is how stupid Shaved is. He alienates the Cub fans but then asks his readers to donate to his blog. Well Shaved I know you can count on those Sox fans for your donations (as the Mud Man takes over their southside neighborhoods and their property values plunge.

Anonymous said...

Nope, emt at Thorek, 2 cubs fans came in that night with champagne bottles up their asses. I kinda thought one of them was cfd

Anonymous said...

I hope for the Indians to sweep in four games!

I don't mind the Cubs players. It's there faggot fans that are despicable.

Anonymous said...

Anybody want to donkey punch her fart box?

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget such great Sux fans like Obama and chance the rapper, just the kind of people I want on my side

Hairy Fairy and the Chicago Scrubs said...

CLEVELAND ROCKS
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CHICAGO !!!!! (sucks )

Anonymous said...

That's right bitch bourbon boy all cpd was at bourbon street getting $$$

Anonymous said...

Bingo !!!
I scored with bourbon street guy's slutty mom too!
Did she do that little thing with her tongue?

Anonymous said...

Fuck cubs fan and mr bourbon street.

Anonymous said...

Cleveland Rocks !!

Anonymous said...

This blog sucks nothing on here but old news stick with scc at least they have current issues

Anonymous said...

Can I throat fuck you towel head?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes when I'm at wrigley I piss in the trough and the guys leg next to me.

Anonymous said...

Exactly cheap south side fans letting the mud man take over everything

Anonymous said...

219 in you typify the ignorant Sox fan. You like many dumbfucks care more about what the cubs are doing than your own pathetic flailing franchise. You ever hear of competitive Balance asshole? Don't give me that 14th in payroll nonsense. Since 2000 a different team has won every year, including teams in bottom five in payroll
The Dodgers had a payroll of 245 million this year. And while the cubs "tanked" for five years while the nigger Kenny Williams went for it, the Sox won only 14 more games in that time. Get a clue. Get your shinebox..and stop being a fag

Anonymous said...

After what Ricketts did to former Wrigley Field, the way he took a crap on the neighbors and the historic buildings in the area, the way he mistreated the rooftop owners around the park, I hope the Cubs go down in flames.

Anonymous said...

219 in you typify the ignorant Sox fan. You like many dumbfucks care more about what the cubs are doing than your own pathetic flailing franchise. You ever hear of competitive Balance asshole? Don't give me that 14th in payroll nonsense. Since 2000 a different team has won every year, including teams in bottom five in payroll
The Dodgers had a payroll of 245 million this year. And while the cubs "tanked" for five years while the nigger Kenny Williams went for it, the Sox won only 14 more games in that time. Get a clue. Get your shinebox..and stop being a fag

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

I remember the dumb Sox fans who went out and bought Marlins jersies in 2003. Even my smart Sox fan friends thought those people are one step shy of being legitimate retarded niggers.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

That logo is dehumanizing and racially insensitive toward bears!!!!!

My name is Ali Butt. You killed my goat. said...

Boot to the head! Sucker punch! Muslim titties!

Mahatma Ghandi said...

Silence! I kill you!

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Mr. Bhutti said...

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Anonymous said...

Kind of surprised Shave throwing out the CHOKE word, simply because his tiny chubby pecker never caused anyone to choke.

Anonymous said...

Why so upset? It's only a game.

Anonymous said...

CANDY-ASS THUMB SUCKER MILLENNIALS FOR HILLARY !

Anonymous said...

I was squatting on the pot dropping a log. I looked down at my cock and could of sworn I saw Shave's head. Whew it was only my wrinkled ball sack.

Anonymous said...

Correction. I looked in the bowl directly in the corn eyes of a floater. It was Shave.

Anonymous said...

The only choking happening on the southside is the gagging of retired coppers in the forest preserves. So many crusty old retired CPD are swallowing the loads of anonymous Palos toilet seat lickers.

Toni, it is time for a sting operation.

-Cliff Woods

HARRY CARAY said...

Choke on this, then Cubs will win their 1st of many titles Sunday and you backwards, hillbilly Fucks will dreaming about 2005

Anonymous said...

Blow me hotdog eater.

Anonymous said...

not tonight cubby power

Anonymous said...

The Corpse of Harry Cary said:

CUBS WIN!

Anonymous said...

Go scrubs go...
go scrubs go...
Hey Chicago whattaya say
Chicago Scrubs are really gay !!!

yes Cliff Woods , Old Pete and Aldo Raine are truly Gay said...

Cliff Woods, a sting operation is an excellent idea.
Make it a joint mission with CFD (Aldo) and CPD (Old Pete 23rd District CPD Retired).
Cliff and Pete can meander through the woods, no pants or underwear.
Black sox and corfam shiny dress shoes mandatory.
Nobody would mistake Pete or Cliff for cops...shriveled dicks, tiny balls, flat pale wrinkled asses, spindly veined legs.
Aldo can perform CPR on the cocks of the arrestees as they pass out from laughter after looking at Pete and Cliff.