Saturday, October 1, 2016

Beach Heaven: King Kielbasa Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, Busted On Lewdness Charge For Wearing Saran Wrap Bikini On New Jersey Beach - He claimed he was keeping his meat fresh for Sheriff Tom Dart

A New Jersey man is facing a lewdness charge after fellow beachgoers spotted him wearing a “homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini, where his genitals were clearly exposed.”

Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, was arrested Monday in connection with his alleged indecent exposure earlier this month on a Long Beach Island beach.

Wojciehowski, seen at right, is free on bond in advance of court proceedings on the misdemeanor charge.

According to the Beach Haven Police Department, several witnesses reported that the suspect “spent two days on the beach” wearing the Saran bikini. The subsequent police investigation resulted in Wojciehowski’s identification and arrest.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

No ones interested in your old shriveled up polish sausage, wear something decent ya old fart

Anonymous said...

Buzi moje dupa, czarna pizda! I'm goin' for it after da Mohawk and Altes.

Anonymous said...

Cocksucking Polock

stash the polski guy said...

wojo was wearing his body condom. he was ready to pork the first Cornell fag student with a bloody ass.

smart polski fag practicing safe sex.

here all the time, have another piwo.

Anonymous said...

The shrink at the psych evaluation told him "I can clearly see your nuts"

Anonymous said...

Perhaps this is a case of reverse sexism. If females can walk around 1/2 naked, and anyone complained, they would accuse the complainer of trying to 'body shame' them. Turn around's fair play.

Anonymous said...

The guy looks a hell of a lot like my jagoff uncle. Uncanny.

Anonymous said...

He was just auditioning for "The Jersey Shore - Polacks on Parade."

Anonymous said...

SHAVED!

Quantromavarious Jenkums said...

Is this normal behavior for poles? Wheres Stash does he do this as well

Anonymous said...

But the ordinance said: ".......Shall be covered......" it didn't say it have to be opaque....

Anonymous said...

Reminds me something Bob Maxwell would do!

Anonymous said...

A Pedo; polish jew.....now that's not that common is it.....lol

Anonymous said...

Just when the new generation were starting to forget stupid polock jokes, this jack off sets us back twenty years...

Anonymous said...

Traditional Christian Caucasian family values right there!

Henny Youngman said...

And here I thought Leslie Nielsen died 5 years ago. Damn, they used Saran wrap to keep him going. Who would have guessed.

I'm still here all week, try the Kielbasa.

Anonymous said...

What's worse? This guy or the carloads of schmucks that come to the Jersey Shore from Quebec with their speedo banana hammocks?

Anonymous said...

Retired cpd

Anonymous said...

What a handsome man.

Anonymous said...

9:40pm.
Too fucking funny.

Mr. SouthSide said...

It was New Jersey. I'm surprised anyone noticed.

Anonymous said...

Jersey is a strange place to say the least...

Anonymous said...

Jeden do gemba i jeden do glowa...on jest pedo

Anonymous said...

Plot twist...he was on his way to meet a nigger buck (one of those that wear skinny jeans and neon sneakers)...some kielbasa going into the black stink hole for a Benjamin! I hate whitey but I sell my ass for some fresh kicks...

Anonymous said...

The guy looks like a CPD desk sergeant.

Anonymous said...

With his white hair he looks like he came from County Mayo and not from Poland.

Anonymous said...

Wrong place, Dude.
He would fit right in at:
Key West Fantasy Fest,
Oct. 21-30, 2016.
Rahm & Tommy Dart have plans!

Anonymous said...

That's a fag right there.

Anonymous said...

What PD did he retire from??????

Anonymous said...

Those crazy Polacks........

Anonymous said...

CPD retired copper, still on reserve duty

Anonymous said...

That's going to look bad on his CPD file.

Anonymous said...

I would do him! He's hot!