Friday, September 30, 2016

Watch Deer Try To Hop Into Car With Driver After Being Hit on Road



Video from a New Jersey Patrolman's dash cam shows a driver pulled over on the side of the road after having just hit a deer with her car, but then the deer tried to get in the car. The driver, Ellen Sager, said she pulled over to see if it was ok, but when she opened the car door it must have thought that was an invitation to come inside. She said she pushed her foot into its chest to stop it from coming in. Sager was ok, but unfortunately the deer did not survive its injuries.

29 comments:

Tommy Boy said...

https://youtu.be/QbSFxlfuf9s

Anonymous said...

Was the vehicle ok?

Anonymous said...

Still less dangerous than opening door for a cop

Anonymous said...

I once ran over bourbon street guy's mom with my car and she did the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Dazed and Confused.
She should have never opened the car door.
Deer are active and mobile this time of year
Just after dusk and into the early evening.
Beware.

southside tony said...

cool beans!

SpankDaddy said...

That's good eatin'

Anonymous said...

Poor deer just wanted a ride to the hospital... she should be held accountable. Grounds for a wrongful death suit. #DLM

Anonymous said...

Any videos with shitters getting hit by cars?

Anonymous said...

Deer lives matter.

Anonymous said...

Oh DEER !

Anonymous said...

Deer was scared.

Anonymous said...

Dammit 1146am stole my bourbon street guy's mom post! DAMMIT!!!

Anonymous said...

Crouching on hind legs just like a dog

Jackie Puppet said...

Shit, that brought back memories...

I was driving cross country to come back to the city, and after I finished taking the scenic route through Yellowstone, a deer ran into me, smashing in the driver's side window; I couldn't even swerve cause there was a 40-foot dropoff to the right of the road. I stopped immediately, but the fuckin' deer was already gone; couldn't even get some venison roadkill for the aggravation.

It was dusk when I was hit, too. All the motels in the town nearby were booked, so I had to drive another hour east on I-90 before finding a place for the night. I've never seen so few cars on an interstate.

Took me the better part of a year before I felt comfortable driving at night again.

Anonymous said...

The buck smelled dat poontang and wanted some. It's rutting season after all.

Anonymous said...

"Dusk" is followed by "night", Braniac. "Dusk" = "early evening". Got it? Good.

Anonymous said...

While on furlough det insley sprays deer urine on himself and walks naked through the woods.

Anonymous said...

Fuck deer.
I member hittin one with ma pickup
Jest fixed the front fender , took two weeks pay to fix it, and deer fucked it up.

I opened my door , deer tried jumpin in the cabin.
A screwdriver through its eye canceled that shit.

It's kids were nearby and crying deer cries, cryin fore dere momma, so I pulled my overalls down. and ass fucked that deer while it's younguns watched,
weeped, wailed.

After I busted mah nut up dat deer ass, I cut its thoat...not throat, but it's thoat in front of it's younguns

I went for the younguns next. Caught the smallest doe and assfucked it too.

It met the same fate like it's momma.

The rest of the family saw the whole thing
.they saw the whole thing, wuz mad as hell, but they didn't seem do nuthin but glare.

Hell they knew better. Couple of em sent word, and offered to fix ma truck, make it right.

Fuck deer, and fuck anybody that likes em, specially. PETA.

Fuck em all.


Helen Carlock said...

I hope your nuts rot off from cancer you fuckin needle dicked piece of inbred shit. I also hope some nigger ass rapes your kids while you watch then blow torches your eyes out.

Anonymous said...

I hit a dead deer with just my left wheels driving on I5 in the far north of California about five years ago. The fucker popped open and its rancid shit-filled innards exploded in a perfect straight line running the length of my piping hot muffler and heat shield. By the time I pulled over it was already baked on there like enamel with lots of little chunks and mystery fluids in all the nooks and crannies and up inside the suspension.

For the rest of the trip I was breathingrotten, shitty, juicy baked deer innards. The stink was so bad I had to keep the windows open to keep from puking my guts out.

I hosed it off and scrubbed it out about ten times when I got to my sisters place, but it still stank like baked-on bile gangrene shit bladders for almost two weeks.

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch Ellen's fart box.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully your car was a 1972 Dodge Monaco or some similar tank.

Fuck You Helen Carlock PETA and Deer said...

You feeling neglected Helen?
Is you a man or woman?
Hell with your huge clit, flat ass, big gut, five o clock shadow, receding hairline and flat tits, hard for a
working man to tell difference.
I gots a few more deer tales, don't you fret none.
Also gots a couple bout what I did to yore mammy, sister and yore pet sheep too.
Stay tuned, ya hear?

Fuck You Helen Carlock PETA and Deer said...

Yew know, I jest spanked mah monkey and spunked myself reading bout dis dear disembowelment.

Thank yew for the release of mah sexual tension, um hm.

Fuck You Helen Carlock PETA and Deer said...

I wanted to donkey punch dat deer's fartbox

Fuck You Helen Carlock PETA and Deer said...

Only ways mah fuck stick'll rot off is iffin I sticks it in yore putrid pisshole.
That's why I sticks to deer pussy, unlike yores, I can eat it afterwards
Hell I'll blowtorch mah own eyes out fore I thinks of looking at a ugly pig like yew.
Speaking of pigs, there's some out back.
One in particular gots a mighty sweet ass and I'm feeling romantic , so iffin yew excuses me, it's date night....
Suueeeyyy!!!! Here piggy pig....

Fuck You Helen Carlock PETA and Deer said...

Land sakes alive boy, that deer stink was almost as bad as the funk from Helen Carlock's punanny

FUCK MY FARTBOX said...

Helen carlock sucks cock