Friday, September 23, 2016

Severed human head found in bag in McKinley Park Lagoon - Police say... Of course this person drowned! Without legs or arms, how can one swim???

A worker found what were believed to be a human head Friday morning in a bag in the McKinley Park Lagoon, officials said.

Police were called to the lagoon, 2210 W. Pershing Road, about 10 a.m., after someone working at the lagoon found what were appeared to be human remains in the lagoon, said Officer Nicole Trainor, a police spokeswoman. Area Central detectives were conducting a death investigation.

Police News Affairs would not detail what was found, but officials said what was believed to be a person's head was found in a bag. It was not known if the head was that of a man or a woman, a source said.

The crew cleans the lagoon about once a week and one of the usual people who cleans the lagoon spotted a bag in the water some distance out in the lagoon, the source said. That crew member or another person on the crew called police, the source said.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that the same place they found that little nigglet earlier this year?

Anonymous said...

It wasn't a nigger killer . Niggers love to set fire to the body .

Anonymous said...

I caught a head bass.

Anonymous said...

MOST LIKELY A MUCHACHO FROM THAT BEANER INFESTED BARIO THEY CALL GARCIA RIDGE.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, not true, they chop

Anonymous said...

You should have seen the one that got away.

Anonymous said...

I used to love Spickinley Park.....Lindys Chili, not so much.

Anonymous said...

Lost a hubcap on that damn Damen overpass. That thing was loaded with potholes.

Anonymous said...

Somebody wanted to get a head!

Anonymous said...

Was it's name Bob, or was it just some Buoy??

Anonymous said...

Probably a suicide.

jimmy from toluca lake said...

dead messican storage will not accept any loose parts. the fucking drug cartels are trying to ruin my business. an arm here a leg there WTF.

Anonymous said...

Zetas?

Anonymous said...

Obviously a disturbing situation right there!

Anonymous said...

lame collar on that police dog

Anonymous said...

Found a rabbits head in my back yard, either a wild cat or satanists IDK.

Anonymous said...

Jon Benet Ramsey family picnic?

Anonymous said...

Case should be assigned to the Head Detective.

Anonymous said...

Case should be assigned to the Head Detective.

Anonymous said...

Captain Barky arrives on the scene, eats head, saves taxpayers money by ending pointless investigation into wild negro attack.

Anonymous said...

Clueless assholes pictured.

Anonymous said...

Looks like they came from Bourbon street
Shirt hanging out, belly way out, etc

Anonymous said...

I got head in McKinley Park back in the day...Just Saying.

Anonymous said...

heard of keeping a eye out for you but guys this is going to far,

Anonymous said...

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Anonymous said...

could it be members of the bourbon street family? They're good for giving head.

Anonymous said...

Mr bourbon street moms gives head . so does he.
Give more head than ichabod crane

Anonymous said...

Lots of nigglets found in the bedroom of white mudshark teachers.
Njgglets are easy to find.
Look inside any orifice of mudshark teacher, between their legs, inside their mouths, inside ass cheeks...

Anonymous said...

Clueless assholes? I didn't see mr bourbon street, dave savini or pam zekman in that photo.
Nary a CBS shithead in sight.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Captain Barky is a trendsetter, not a follower!!!!!

Lionel Dahmer said...

or your weird kid

Anonymous said...

you motherfucker

Mastah Lu said...

first yu muss set faiyah to honolable bahdee, before can reeves tempole-ah

Wun Hung Lo said...

I say you pay now, nigger say, "Fuck you chink!" I make exampole. Nigger will steal you prick if you not carefole.

Anonymous said...

I like the guy's devotion to the cutting edge of forensic science: "Yes, I will solve this crime by pointing at things and talking."

Anonymous said...

Well you were off to an early start, you lucky dog. I only found out what parking backwards means after I retired.

Anonymous said...

There are plenty of negroes walking around Chicago without heads or brains.

Anonymous said...

You think these guys pictured really will solve crime or ever did

Anonymous said...

The most fit person in picture is that chick and she's a chuncker.

Anonymous said...

coon in the lagoon, time to drain it dry like niggers do to taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

Wow this weird. Christine gave me head there.

Anonymous said...

Why is most of CPD a bunch of fat, out of shape slobs? The unfastened vest hanging off look needs to go too, lazy fucks.

FUCK MY FARTBOX said...

Time for the liberals to work on lagoon control legislation

Anonymous said...

Shaved, have you tried "tacos de cabeza"

Anonymous said...

wow, thats breaking bad shit.....

el chappo....

pablo escobar....

????

Anonymous said...

A lot of white trash and spics as well!!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a head case to me.

Anonymous said...

Please let it be a nigger head!

Anonymous said...

Los Cabezas. A new gang that consists only of heads.

Anonymous said...

POTHOLE MY ASS IT WAS THE BEANERS

Anonymous said...

And jews, chinks, and arabs.

Anonymous said...

If you are missing your head please call 1-800-GET-HEAD
as soon as possible, we can help.
Leave a message if lines are busy.

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Bourbon Street.