Saturday, September 24, 2016

Illegal Beaners Moving a Mattress on top of a car had a great idea - Use Fat Ass Sidney Zelaya Gonzalez as a weight on top of it to hold it down because they had no rope - Needless to say Sidney Zelaya Gonzalez is now dead, turned into a pile of refried beans after she flew off the mattress as the car was speeding along....

You want an easy job? Just laying on a mattress, like how you usually make money... but no sex this time!

HAYMARKET, Va. (AP) — Prince William County police say a woman who was riding on an unsecured mattress on top of a passenger van was killed when the mattress and the woman fell off the vehicle.
The department said in a news release that 20-year-old Sidney Zelaya Gonzalez of Culpeper was riding on the mattress about 6:40 a.m. Friday in Haymarket.
Officers say while the van was traveling on Waverly Farm Drive, the mattress and Gonzalez came off the van. She was pronounced dead at the scene and shoveled up
Police say the van driver, a 41-year-old woman from Culpeper they did not identify, stayed at the scene of the incident.
Officer Nathan Probus is a spokesman for Prince William County police. He tells The Washington Post that the women were trying to transport the mattress.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

Picture looks like the cpd officer i saw at Bourbon street Friday night

Anonymous said...

And it is voters like this that turned once reliable Virginia into a battleground state fading into oblivion.

Hannibal the cannibal said...

put that bitch on a spit and cook her down. dont forget the winesap apple in her mouth.

Jackie Puppet said...

She had a MATTRESS to land on! What part of that didn't she comprende?

Anonymous said...

Thank you Darwin; could we please have a 1000x fold repeat of this.

Anonymous said...

Damn ! These illegal alien Mexicans are just fucking stupid.

And they make to our country better just how again ?

Anonymous said...

Ah! The aerodynamics of a mattress.

Anonymous said...

How in Gods name can a woman think it's ok to put herself in a bikini at this size? What the hell was she looking at, a funhouse mirror?
I admit I need to lose 25 to 30 lbs, and am trying to do so, and won't even wear shorts. But this?

Anonymous said...

where not to send your kid....
Michigan State players raise fists during national anthem

Anonymous said...

Beaners smoked their own rope......

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm that picture of that woman sitting in a bikini makes me horny.

Reminds me of my GF from Mt. Greenwood. My GF is a bit heavier though.

Anonymous said...

I can't understand why those layers of fat did not protect her! Shit...that must be 400 pounds of fat on that beaner! How fast was the other Mexican driving? Stupid beaners!

Anonymous said...

All this underlined text, but not one link to the source article.

Anonymous said...

TEQUILA

Anonymous said...

Wow! The stupidity of these wetbacks is hilarious. Make me chuckle.

Anonymous said...

not to make light of the unfortunate (and fucking retarded) event, but there are ten illegal beaners with nothing to sleep on, or with whom tonight.

Anonymous said...

Makes me wanna go to Three Dollar Dewey's
And get a Turkey Club sandwich

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehehehehehe!

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch her fart box!

Anonymous said...

What happens to the illegals spics when they die here do they get shipped back to Mexico and who pays for their burial I bet WE DO

Anonymous said...

Anybody going fart box on her?

Anonymous said...

Leave my fckn wife alone

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Anonymous said...

Man...you could park a 16 wheeler in that ass! Many a nigger would fall into that abyss and never be heard from again. Imagine the punanny stench! I bet many white women are saying...HEY don't talk about her ass! That is because their asses are twice as big!

Anonymous said...

Women on mattresses hold no interest for retired coppers who park backwards in forest preserves hoping for an aroused Reagan look-a-like to show up and back-in next to them.

-Cliff Woods

Anonymous said...

Obama voter's really have no clue to the real world.

Anonymous said...

Lmao you can't make this shit up!!!!

Anonymous said...

Definitely a Mt. Greenwood wife.

Anonymous said...

Once again we see why first world technologies,(the car and the mattress), should be withheld from third world hands.

Anonymous said...

Bet you that fat ass cunt won't never ever do that again !

call 1 800 fat slut to reach mr bourbon streets mom said...

What is that picture of mr bourbon street mom doing on this site? How did she lose so much weight, she must of lost over 600 pounds?

And mr bourbon streets mom usually carries a mattress on her back for curbside service.

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call 1 800 fat slut to reach mr bourbon streets mom said...

Picture looks like mr bourbon street mom after gastric bypass surgery.

Back to the drawing board, buffalo butt.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully she did not breed before she decided to highway surf.

Anonymous said...

I got hauled into the old station at 63rd and St. Louis years ago on a DUI. The cop that booked me was so fat that his vest didn't fit. It looked like he was wearing a Kevlar bra. I'm not anti-police, I'm just pro height and weight standards. If you can't fit you need to find a new line of work.

Anonymous said...

Boycott NCAA please.

Anonymous said...

@4:20 PM
Yep, you will see a lot more like this chick
As Marijuana is legalized
#Munchies@4:20

Anonymous said...

Clapton did not have visions of this Whale
When he wrote Layla

Anonymous said...

Get out of my life
Don't take my wife
Don't come back
What I say!

Henny Youngman said...

Now if the car had only crashed into a busload of Mexicans.

I'm here all week, try the veal.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Picture looks like the cpd officer i saw at Bourbon street Friday night
looks like mrs bourbon street, aka the mom of mr bourbon street...after she dropped weight!

Anonymous said...

Her and Christine have frothy piss pies

Anonymous said...

Mt Greenwood wife.........

Anonymous said...

and just think there are thousands of cops dying to tap that after they show her their badge.....

alan betts said...

One less spic.

Anonymous said...

I'm no Monty Hall so I'll just take the door to my hotel room

Anonymous said...

Ron Jon Surf Shop
GoPro Hero5 Cameras coming soon!
I want a 360 of that broad!
Wipe Out!!zzzzzzz's

Anonymous said...

Who is the Hottie in the picture? Yum

Anonymous said...

BMI off the charts

Anonymous said...

When she hit the pavement, I'll bet no one ever saw a fat ass bounce so high!
BOING!

Gramps said...

Please do not pass the Niagra.

Anonymous said...

Mexico's brightest and best on display for all to see. SPLAT!

Anonymous said...

MOVING WITH ALL OF THE OTHER MESSICANS TO THAT BEANER INFESTED BARIO THEY CALL GARCIA RIDGE.

Anonymous said...

Too bad. I would have liked to donkey punch her fart box. Now I can't.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones say---

What's the matter man? We're gonna come back at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls just dying to meet ya.

Anonymous said...

Mattresses are not aerodynamic by design, neither are wetbacks
it would seem.