Friday, September 23, 2016

Going for gold: Negro Mint employee accused of smuggling $180k of gold in his rectum

An unusual Canadian news story is getting plenty of attention from international press, and the headlines pretty much sum up the story.
From Russia Today: “Laying the Golden Eggs.”
From CNN: “Canadian Mint employee may have smuggled gold where the sun don’t shine.”
And, as German broadcaster Deutsche Welle delicately put it: “Canadian Mint employee accused of stealing gold hidden up his bum.”
Indeed, Barrhaven, Ont. resident Leston Lawrence, 38, is a hot topic at water coolers this week as he stands trial for allegedly stealing $180,000 of gold pucks from the Royal Canadian Mint and trading them for cash at an Ottawa mall.
Court documents allege that Lawrence carried out the inside job by smuggling the gold in a hiding place few security guards would think to check.
The Crown alleges that Lawrence tried to leave the mint with stolen gold hidden up his rectum on several occasions. Alarms sounded each time he attempted to pass through a security checkpoint, the Crown alleges, but a subsequent pat-down by security guards was unable get to the bottom of the security breach.
CTV News has obtained exclusive security camera footage showing the suspect pass through a security checkpoint inside the Royal Canadian Mint. In two separate instances, he removes his shoes, walks through a metal detector and a security guard uses a handheld metal detector to search him.
The Crown alleges that Lawrence then sold the gold at a cash-for-gold store in an Ottawa mall and cashed the cheques at a nearby bank.
A crack emerged in the alleged plot when a bank teller reported the unusual transactions to police, the Crown told the court.
Lawrence was later charged with five criminal offences, including possession of property obtained by crime and theft over $5,000. He was also fired from the Mint.
But Justice Peter Doody heard a different set of events from defense lawyers, who say there is no direct link between the gold pucks and the Mint.
The Crown has argued that the gold matches a dipping spoon, a special mould unique to the Mint, which they say confirms the alleged theft.
The Mint says it has installed new high-definition security cameras and upgraded its security checkpoint system in recent months.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love me gold and me silver but I will never look at it the same again.
Thanks a heap Tyrone.

Anonymous said...

Even melting the gold won't remove the stank of nigger ass. Shoot it into space.

Anonymous said...

A crack emerged in the alleged plot when a bank teller reported the unusual transactions to police, the Crown told the court.
In other words......she said the gold smelled like shit

Anonymous said...

Groids love shoving things up their asses.

Anonymous said...

This hungry asswipe right there!

stash the polski guy said...

We also accept old broken and scrap jewelry - Silver, Gold, Diamonds..... EVEN GOLD THAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT Send it to us please!

Anonymous said...


A crack emerged......??? I think something emerged from a crack !

Anonymous said...

negroid hijinks again, Canadian style.

Anonymous said...

Goldbricker was literally shitting bricks.

Anonymous said...

Wait until retard Justin Trudeau legalizes pot acrossed Canadumb. The nigger invasion of Canadumb will be like a pressure relief valve hissing here.

Anonymous said...

WE see it here so often . When will people learn never trust a nigger !

Anonymous said...

Puck him!

Anonymous said...

Sorry,


Puck him , Eh!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was an aspiring dentist. Making grills and learning how to make a gold toof.

Anonymous said...

Real Niggers don't work in Mints

Jackie Puppet said...

Justice Doody??!?!

You gotta be shittin' me! Nobody noticed Lawrence walking funny?

I occasionlly buy a little bit of Canadian gold, cause it's the purest gold in the world, at 99.99%. Now I have to reconsider, especially if it smells like shit.

Anonymous said...

hi canooks . how you like the niggers now????

Anonymous said...

Just WEIGH these fucks when they come in, and again when they leave.

No restroom breaks w/o weighing out, and put the shitter outside the scale.

Any variances over what's attributable to sweat = going to hospital for an Xray...

Anonymous said...

One of the best things about Canada is the absence of negroes.

In contrast, there are more Negroes in the USA that there are people in Canada (population 35 million).

Anonymous said...

Niggers learned the Ass Smuggle in the
Congo with Ivory Tusks
Ever see a Nigger hunched over like a "C"?