Thursday, September 29, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Train slams into at Hoboken, NJ station, multiple injuries reported


DEVELOPING: Multiple "serious" injuries were reported after a train slammed into a station in Hoboken, New Jersey Thursday morning as emergency workers rushed to the scene.


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29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do people hashtag shit?

Anonymous said...

#horyfuck
#wetoofast
#cpdbadtippers

Anonymous said...

$20 say it was a negroe train operator passed out on lean......

Quantromavarious Jenkums said...

Who cares fuck new jersey

Anonymous said...

Relax and smoke some hash, dude.

Anonymous said...

As long as its not Bourbon street

Anonymous said...

if we recall the motorman nigger that ran the train up the escalator out at Ohare went out to Jersy and got hired as a engineer there through AA ,hmmmm

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny!

Anonymous said...

I love True News USA use of pictures...I swear the engine is smiling...

Anonymous said...

Build Wall.
Retaining wall for train.

Anonymous said...


It was a sunny day back in August of 1999, a young gay man was wandering through merrionette park aimlessly, depressed and suffering from a bleeding ass. This gay man was broke and tired of selling his ass night after night. If only there were another way for him to make a decent living. Fate would intervene that day as the gay man limped his way along 115th street there it was...a shining beacon and a sign from GOD. A shiny new restaurant called Bourbon Street. He applied for a job and became a waiter. After a year of making good money he finally was able to move out of his mom's basement and stop blowing strangers for cash and swallowing massive loads from black boys of CAL Park. Then one day two strapping young tactical officers sat down in his section and he was thrilled. Cops always tip 25% and he was very attracted to these cops. He served them as usual and gave them the bill. The gay waiter just could not contain his hormones and had an erection. The officer paid the bill and left a 20$ tip on table on a 30$ bill. But as they exited the table the faggot waiter grabbed one of the cops hands and placed it on his erect tiny penis. The officer said "what the fuck dude". The faggot said "sorry sir I just need a steady boyfriend with a good job". I'm not gay the cop said, I'm sorry. I should lock your ass up". The cop walked over to the table and grabbed the $20 bill off the table and said to the fag "no tip for you homo" and him and his partner exited the restaurant.The fag became depressed again and was fired several months later for masturbating in the storage room. He moved back with his mom and lives a solitary gay life and his only joy now comes from leaving retarded comments on his favorite police blog- detective shaved longcock..while he lubes up mini baseball bats and shoves them up his ass

FUCK MY FARTBOX said...

Because Twitter is gay and being gay is popular these days

Anonymous said...

Lookie like an Obamacare ad.

Anonymous said...

They had to hire Arab engineers. omar was trying to get that train into the river.

Anonymous said...

I know a few Mt. Greenwood wives who are train wrecks

Anonymous said...

Here we go again ! Somehow someway a nigger is to blame here .

Anonymous said...

Too bad it didn't plow through some NJ ghetto...

Anonymous said...

This is because:

* The engineer was stoned

* The engineer was drunk

* The engineer was sleeping

* Engineer not paying attention

* Poor maintenance

* Faulty wiring

* Hot chick on the platform flashing engineer

* All of the above

Anonymous said...

The story of the young gay man touched me in away I'm not comfortable with.

Anonymous said...

I was in the break room one day, bending over and wrestling with a pack of skittles that got stuck in the tray-thing at the bottom of the candy machine. A black sergeant came up behind me and complimented me on my ass while pushing his groin against me. I could feel every curve of his cock head through the thin fabric of his uniform pants. A moan rose in his throat. From my crouching position, I leapt up like a coiled spring and knocked him out with a single punch to the jaw. I can move like a jungle cat when I'm in danger. It's just an ability I have. Anyhoo, I went through his pockets and left him lying on his back on the dirty linoleum of the break room floor. When I came back at the end of my shift, he was gone. No one ever saw him again. It was like he vanished off the face of the earth.

Anonymous said...

Engineer was muslim, cries of Allah Akbar were heard over PA just before crash.

Anonymous said...

Ditto. If you want to live in that shithole, don't expect to be treated like a human being.

Anonymous said...

A fitting tribute to Gene Wilder.

Anonymous said...

Trump was right about our Third World infrastructure.

Mr. SouthSide said...

Choo choo. Get the fuck outta my way.

Anonymous said...

We ran a train on mr bourbon street mom and crashed into a aisle full of std medication.
All above the penicillin express
Toot toot

Anonymous said...

#mrbourbonstreetwillblowyou
#mrbourbonstreetmomisinfected
#davesavinipamzekmanlame
#cbsexposesepicfails

Anonymous said...

Last call
horny cpd running train on mr bourbon street mom
All aboooaaarrddd!

Anonymous said...

Bleeding and severed limbs were quickly staunched with super absorbent gator bites.