Tuesday, September 13, 2016

5 pound catfish falls from sky and hits Lisa Lobree in the face - She immediately turned towards her kids and something is wrong... I ordered the Tuna not the Catfish....

A 5-pound catfish fell from the sky near a Philadelphia museum and smacked a woman in the face, knocking her to the ground.
Lisa Lobree says she suffered a cut near her eye and that the experience was probably one of the strangest things to ever happen to her, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported Saturday.
“Suddenly, I was slammed by something,” she told the paper. “I was like, ‘What?!’ I was freaking out.”
Lobree says the catfish coldcocked her on Labor Day as she was walking near the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Passers-by saw it happen.
Her husband reported what happened on Facebook that day.
The best explanation is that a large bird caught the fish and accidentally dropped it on her.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

EVERYBODY be a star on Facebook!
Next Thing, this will be an Apple Ad:
Shot on the iPhone 7 Plus

Anonymous said...

Now her face smells better than her lady parts, maybe.

Anonymous said...

If this was Redneck Deep South,
White Boys take that Cat home and
Brag they caught it

Anonymous said...

Funny - the same thing happens to most cops every day, except the "catfish" is 500 pounds and smells like it's been dead for a week

Anonymous said...

This is like when the Jews complained to God
That they were tired of Manna.
God obliged them, it rained down fish, and
The desert reeked from dead fish, cause the
Jews were too cheap to buy Refrigerators
From Sears.

Anonymous said...

There's a really dirty joke to be made out of this, I'm just not sure how.

Anonymous said...

Amazing, No Philly Niggers in that Photo
(Did Photoshop "White them out?")

Anonymous said...

Offer it up at the Arthur Ashe Statue
Mix it up with Fried Eggs, Blood Sausage,
Roast Potatoes, Roast Tomatoes, and you
Got yourself a Meal

Anonymous said...

Which one is the catfish?

Anonymous said...

i call bullshit on this one,she wanna be get on facebok and the news just like the niggers,,,,

Anonymous said...

I want to donkey punch her catfish smelling fart box.

Anonymous said...

Hillary wishes everyday that a stinky fish would fall from the sky and hit her.

Anonymous said...

She already smells like fish- the odor will be overwhelming now.

Anonymous said...

I got conked on the head by a golf ball back in the 80's when I was walking down 103rd. Hurt like a sonofabitch.

Anonymous said...

Somehow someway niggers are involved with this !

Anonymous said...

You are obviously jealous of white people.

Anonymous said...

The bitch pictured is recreating the scene every guy has done when he's tried to go down on her.

Jackie Puppet said...

The bird probably got overwhelmed by her stanky snatch, and tried to cover up the smell by dumping the fish on her.

Anonymous said...

I know a few Mt. Greenwood wives that have gotten hit with a 5lb black cock. Straight outa Mt. Greenwood!!!!!

Hillary will never die said...

Ridge?

nigga after getting knocked out cold by flyin catfish said...

lordy lordy thank you missa obama

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, that Rahm, "Dead Fish" Emanuel, was seen lurking about the area, just before the incident occurred.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, that Rahm, "Dead Fish" Emanuel, was seen lurking about the area, just before the incident occurred.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, that Rahm, "Dead Fish" Emanuel, was seen lurking about the area, just before the incident occurred.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, that Rahm, "Dead Fish" Emanuel, was seen lurking about the area, just before the incident occurred.

Anonymous said...

Trouser trout joke here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Nigros prefer carp.

Anonymous said...

Christine C hit me in the face with her catfish and whiskers Pheeeeew !

Anonymous said...

The catfish she was using to pleasure herself with the night before got stuck up in there. She was walking the kids to school and it popped out again. So she made up a story to save face.

Anonymous said...

It's not the catfish that sticks, it's their cunts!

Anonymous said...

As a young, stupid man, I was once lying in bed with my girlfriend at the time and she told me that my feet smelled really bad. My witty retort: "They don't smell as bad as your cunt!"

Anonymous said...

That happened to me once. Then my horse dragged me half a mile and I showed up at the cafeteria in a spinal brace and Bluto went by and made horse noises and I turned to look and screamed in pain and there was eventually a giant food fight.

Anonymous said...

Its a sign from God.......