Monday, January 13, 2014

UPDATE: 1 for 3 - One man alive, one man dead, one woman missing and presumed dead - Three way sex act falls into Chicago River - 2 men pulled from Chicago River; search continues for woman

Two men connected in a doggie style position were pulled from the Chicago River early Monday in the Streeterville neighborhood, and the fire department was searching for a woman who may be in the water.
The men were rescued from the water at 439 E. North Water St. by 12:20 a.m., according to Fire Media Affairs and officials on the scene. Initial reports were that three people were in the river.
A fire official on the scene said the men saw a woman in the water and went in after her. She had not been found in the river as of 1:15 a.m.
Both men were hospitalized in critical condition. One, thought to be 25, was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, and the second, thought to be 30, was taken to Presence Saint Joseph Hospital.
At least 30 police and fire personnel remained on the scene as of 12:40 a.m., as well as a dive team and a helicopter aiding the search.

UPDATE:
A man died, a woman is missing and presumed dead, and a third person is hospitalized after all three ended up in the Chicago River early Monday morning.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bunch of (probably) drunk morons trying to retrieve a cell phone that fell into the river...

Let's review the stupidness:

1) It's a CELL PHONE... they can be replaced - from a store, or from 'some guy' who 'knows a guy' who's got 'some phones'

2) It's the Shitty of Chiraq's River... BLECH... You want to put your hand in *THAT*... Yeee gawds...

3) The Cell phone probably started melting immediately after being dropped into that toxic soup...

4) Even if you could dry out the phone with a 50# sack of rice, who the fuck would want to touch that thing afterwards? A frat house toilet during a toga party would be cleaner...

5) You backed up your phone's data right? So it can be replaced...

6) WTF R U doing walking that close to the river anyway?

Anonymous said...

Drunk, stupid, and horny is no way to go through life kids ... but you had to learn the hard way, didn't you?

Anonymous said...

Who was that stupid
/talking fire chief that was at the scene and making like a boss?

Mr. SouthSide said...

I have always said that north siders do not think like normal people.

Anonymous said...

I hope she has the phone on her when she bubbles up in the spring. otherwise this would be a total tragedy.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Darwin said:

How do you like me NOW, byotches??

Anonymous said...

I think when you drop your cell phone in the river you call the police divers and the fire dept divers and first one there gets to retrieve your cell phone.

Anonymous said...

What am I missing here?!! I read nothing in the above article about a cell phone.

Anonymous said...

Okay... now I understand. I went to a RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE and recieved the info... truenews definitely doesn't tell the truth!! How dare you asses portray something so horrible?!! People died here, and you are making a fucking joke of it?!!! Give your fucking head a shake you moronic inbred mother fuckers!! Telling a news story this way is a sure way to make people leave your site and never want to fucking return because all they'll read is lies and untruthful smut!!!!

Kristina Jackson said...

Searching for a cell phone while connected in the doggie style position? Umm yeah that makes sense. Wtf.

Anonymous said...

Searching for a cell phone while connected in the doggie style position. Umm yeah that makes sense......wtf are u ppl smoking?????

Anonymous said...

A hot tub orgy minus the HOT TUB part...