Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Portland, Oregon - Homeowner's yard is now bare with no bear - Somebody stole 5 foot wooden bear statue


PORTLAND, Ore. - A bear that weighs more than 200 pounds is missing, and it's not in hibernation.
The sheriff's office in Washington County, Ore., says the wooden statue of a bear was stolen from a home in Portland during the weekend.
The homeowner bought the 5-foot-tall statue in 1996 for $1,700 and had it displayed in the front yard for many years.
Sheriff's Sgt. Bob Ray says the theft occurred in the overnight hours, and it would have taken at least two people to carry away the bear.
Investigators are confident the public will help them quickly solve the crime. Authorities have yet to receive any tips, but Ray says "you can't hide that bear."

14 comments:

Fifth Amendment anonymously said...


The right to keep and arm bears!

Anonymous said...

Thats a nice bear statue, I would have stole that fucker 2...lol

Anonymous said...

KINDA LOOKS LIKE A NAKED PHIL CLINE!

Anonymous said...

Check Lovies house.

Anonymous said...

Everyone should have a bear statue then nobody would have to steal.

Anonymous said...

Bear with me.

Anonymous said...

Bear Down.

Anonymous said...

He just couldn't bear it...

Anonymous said...

You must be a nigger. If I caught you stealing I would cut your fucking fingers off.
LOL

Anonymous said...

The thieves saw the movie "TED" and just had to have the bear.

Anonymous said...

This situation is un-bear-able.

Anonymous said...

awww what did that poor bear ever do to you

Anonymous said...

That's a lotta wood!

Anonymous said...

PROUD UNION HOME-O'-S SAY:

That Bear was not carved by Union Workers, so our Leader Comrade obama said it should be taken . He also said that his wife Moochelle will no longer pose or model for any more of these carvings.