PORTLAND, Ore. - A bear that weighs more than 200 pounds is missing, and it's not in hibernation.
The sheriff's office in Washington County, Ore., says the wooden statue of a bear was stolen from a home in Portland during the weekend.
The homeowner bought the 5-foot-tall statue in 1996 for $1,700 and had it displayed in the front yard for many years.
Sheriff's Sgt. Bob Ray says the theft occurred in the overnight hours, and it would have taken at least two people to carry away the bear.
Investigators are confident the public will help them quickly solve the crime. Authorities have yet to receive any tips, but Ray says "you can't hide that bear."
14 comments:
The right to keep and arm bears!
Thats a nice bear statue, I would have stole that fucker 2...lol
KINDA LOOKS LIKE A NAKED PHIL CLINE!
Check Lovies house.
Everyone should have a bear statue then nobody would have to steal.
Bear with me.
Bear Down.
He just couldn't bear it...
You must be a nigger. If I caught you stealing I would cut your fucking fingers off.
LOL
The thieves saw the movie "TED" and just had to have the bear.
This situation is un-bear-able.
awww what did that poor bear ever do to you
That's a lotta wood!
PROUD UNION HOME-O'-S SAY:
That Bear was not carved by Union Workers, so our Leader Comrade obama said it should be taken . He also said that his wife Moochelle will no longer pose or model for any more of these carvings.
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