Saturday, January 26, 2013

Chubby Chaser Andrew Marlin Curtis steals truck to stop nuptials, police say - A new meaning to Wedding Crasher....

I think he stole a TRUCK so he would be able to HAUL HER ASS AWAY!


SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - To hear Utah authorities tell it, Andrew Marlin Curtis wanted to crash a wedding. Instead, he crashed a pilfered truck in the parking lot of a Salt Lake City-area church.
And now he's behind bars.
Police in Midvale, a suburb of Salt Lake City, say the 30-year-old Curtis stole a truck last week while trying to stop a former girlfriend's wedding. He was charged on Thursday with unauthorized control of a vehicle for an extended time, a third-degree felony.
“Stealing a car to stop a wedding? Haven’t seen it, not in my career,” Cpl. Justin Hoyal of the Unified Police Department, which covers several unincorporated areas, told the Los Angeles Times.
Hoyal said that when a friend failed to give Curtis a ride, he stole a truck that had been left running in a Midvale parking lot and drove to his ex-girlfriend's house. He later crashed the vehicle in a church parking lot, leaving behind the truck’s license plate and bumper. The damage is estimated to be $1,000.
Hoyal told The Times that Curtis eventually returned the truck to its original parking place. He told officers at the scene that he took it while trying to persuade his ex-girlfriend not to get married.
But for Curtis, there was no happy ending, police said: The bride-to-be wouldn't speak to him.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is the chick in that photo Connie Diaz?

Anonymous said...

I want some dat!Can you even imagine?
Nope, not even with Shaved's dick.

Anonymous said...

Connie Diaz is a brown stubby little wetback with a smelly cunt.

Anonymous said...

Have to admit she is easy on the eyes. I got a giant woody just looking at her photo.

Anonymous said...

If I'm repeating my self I apologize.
Midnights suck and on your day off you try to stay up.
Not even with your dick Shaved.

Anonymous said...

Too skinny to be connie diaz.

Anonymous said...

I'm in love with connie, we soon get married to. She don't know yet.

Anonymous said...

That's not true. I love Connie!

Anonymous said...

One day she will go to John Marshall and get elected to a full Circuit Cook County Judge.

Perry F'ing Mason said...

One day she will go to John Marshall and get elected to a full Circuit Cook County Judge.

January 26, 2013 at 10:59 PM
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Ain't that the truth.

Next case.

Anonymous said...

As rham would say "OI VAY"

Mr. SouthSide said...

That's hot.

Anonymous said...

I'm really horney,the old lady is on the rag, the squeeze aint' around.
I'd Hit It.