Wednesday, January 2, 2013

A 32-year-old Zombie walked into West Suburban Medical Center after someone shot him above his right eye


A 32-year-old man walked into West Suburban Medical Center after someone shot him above his right eye, police said.
The man told police he was shot near the intersection of Division Street and Lawndale Avenue but police weren't able to find a crime scene there.
The man is in stable condition. He arrived at the hospital about 5:45 a.m., Chicago Police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli said. It's not clear what time he was shot.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is pirate patch time!

One Eye Till You Die Homie!

Anonymous said...

Probably tried to rob an old timer who showed him what time it was.

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Anonymous said...

well no crime scene no crime!
least that is Tiny and streetlightmarksman tell us
funny how Tiny leaves when there was 520 homicides for vietnam then is mum when when the slum-times called him out on the police manpower shuffle(that was a first for the slum-times)but was full throttle and high gear on the gun ban
we need to keep hammering on these two for every little crisis after Tiny said Never Let a Good Crisis Go to Waste

Anonymous said...

Headshots are not an effective way to manage the beast. Severing the head completely and burying it at least 6 feet from the body is the only way to insure a clean and effective kill.

Anonymous said...

Good thing it missed his brain!

Anonymous said...

Typical Nigger. We get shot in the big toe and bleed out, these fucking mules get shot 20 times and are the door treated and released, on the taxpayers dime of course.

Anonymous said...

Rick Grimes will take care of him!! Another walker!!

Anonymous said...

Rick Grimes will take care of the walker!!! Screwdriver to the brain!!

Anonymous said...

.....The man told police he was shot near the intersection of Division Street and Lawndale Avenue but police weren't able to find a crime scene there.....

Dis bee's some hokus pokus dominokus!

Anonymous said...

Did it to himself. Booboo cant handle his own gun.

Anonymous said...

Any White man would have been DOS. Dead On the Spot.

Mr. Taggart said...

No no nigger, you sight it in from the other end.

Anonymous said...

Seems like a long walk maybe he took the CTA?

Anonymous said...

If you want to kill Jakwondoreekus, you habs to shoot him in Muh Dik. The other head doesn't do shit, shoot him in Muh Dik! Now, I habs to go use my sail phone.

Anonymous said...

Did he try to put the "bite" on anyone in the hospital?

Anonymous said...


How much would it have really cost to have had them keep him for a while? You know, holiday Hanoi Hilton style?

He would have come back, refreshed?

Anonymous said...

was his stan thomas!

Anonymous said...

In the ghetto, the head is not a vital organ.