Sunday, December 23, 2012

Illegal Alien Damon Torres wearing Super Mario Brother costume arrested for groping woman in NYC's Times Square & pot possession


NEW YORK (AP) -- Police say a man dressed as a Super Mario Brother has been arrested for groping a woman in New York City's Times Square.
An NYPD spokesman says 34-year-old Damon Torres of North Bergen, N.J., was charged with forcible touching on Wednesday. Police say Torres blocked a 58-year-old woman's path in front of 4 Times Square and grabbed her thigh before walking away.
The woman notified police officers, who arrested Torres at the famous tourist attraction. Torres was also charged with marijuana possession.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't even want to know what Sonic the Hedgehog was arrested for that day...

Anonymous said...

"Torres was also charged with marijuana possession."

Well?! WTF do you think made ol Mario so SUPER?

Anonymous said...

Surprised the NYPD cops found this guy with that description. Like finding a Jap in Tokyo.

Anonymous said...

A spic dressed as a video game plumber?

That is the closest that nimrod will come to doing some honest blue collar work in his whole life!

Lets hope he gets his pipes unclogged in jail... Go on and use the plunger boys!

The handle anyway...

Anonymous said...

Anyone who'sth ANYONE knowsth the Mario look isth out and Luigi isth in! How gauche! Now, where'sth my man-thervant Alexander the Mulatto? I need a back rub and an appletini!

Anonymous said...

I would like to write something funny but I am still hyp-mo-tized by them big ole black titties

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Anonymous said...

Did he make vaginal and/or anal penetration?

NY City sucks said...

Geez every other piss bum in times square is dressed as a chacter and charges the tourists to pose for pictures, the coppers on times square cant and wont do anything unless a tourist complains.

Anonymous said...

Ahahaha thanks now I have coffee on the keyboard!

Anonymous said...

That spic is not fooling ANYONE!

http://youtu.be/ZhadLMDWcGA

KEEP IT REAL!
http://youtu.be/65uNCLBTje0

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Anonymous said...

I betcha Crash Bandicoot is going to be his cellmate.

Crash likes to ass fuck spics and hear them scream and pain and terror if you were not wise...

Bandicoots representing! Hardcore and headstrong!

Anonymous said...

Connie Diaz, come lick my asshole until I cum shit all over your black teeth.

Anonymous said...

Go Mario, you Dago gender bender!

Anonymous said...

Now even good old Mario is a scumbag. Seems like you can't trust anyone or anything anymore. Except Big Ole Black Titties. Mammy!

Anonymous said...

Stupid motherfucker grabbed a 58 year old woman's thigh? Yo perverts, if you're gonna go down for 'forcible touching', get some bang for your buck and grab onto some perky 18 year old titties.

He's probably been getting away with grabbing old ladies' thighs for years. They've probably been thanking him.

Fucking Mexicans can't even molest women right.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you wish for Sonny Boy. Connie Diaz can flip your sphincter open with her tongue and suck your colon dry like a rotorooter on overdrive.

Anonymous said...

Mario looks like the Dago next door!

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