Sunday, December 2, 2012

'I just wanted money for my birthday!' robbery suspect Jerry Warren tells cops - But working a job is out of the question, you see, I am black!


After officers arrested Jerry Warren Jr. on suspicion of committing a Wicker Park robbery Saturday, the soon-to-be-22-year-old said he only wanted some birthday money, authorities said today.
His plan didn’t work. Warren, who police say netted a whopping $4 in the robbery, was ordered held Sunday on $125,000 bond. He will have to post $12,500--3,125 times more than he’s accused of stealing--to leave jail.
Warren, of the 2700 block of West Maypole Avenue, is suspected of robbing a 29-year-old woman Saturday in the 1800 block of West Ellen Street about 8 p.m. Saturday. After demanding money and being told that she had none, Warren made off with $4, according to a police report.
A description of the robbery suspect was broadcast to officers, and Warren was detained walking nearby. The victim, who was treated and released for blunt trauma, identified Warren as the robber, prosecutors said.
As the 21-year-old was placed in custody, Warren told officers he had been unsuccessful finding a job and just wanted some money before his Dec. 19 birthday, according to a report.
"I just wanted money for my birthday!" Warren told officers, according to a report. "I’m looking for work and can’t find any! Please! I don’t want to go to jail for $4!"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lousy fuckin nigger.

Anonymous said...

lmfao...nigger was looking for a job, ya , sure he was.

Anonymous said...

That was the last four dollars he was gonna steal before he turned his life around!

Anonymous said...

Well now you get to go to jail over $4, shithead.

Anonymous said...

Those hard hittin Negro inmates will be blowing out candles on his ass on Dec. 19th. And many more of them too.

Anonymous said...

Da inmates at Crook County Jail will be linin up to tap dat tight ass.

Anonymous said...

Now he can spend the Christmas in jail with his daddy...

Anonymous said...

You voted obama shithead YOU WILL NEVER HAVE JOB asswipe.

Anonymous said...

Yo, nigger, you will be going to jail for $4.00.

Anonymous said...

a democrat from a single family home , baby daddy won't even know he's gone
notify link to stop payment

Anonymous said...

Things like this is why I'm moving to Montana. Dam niggers......

Anonymous said...

i thought they had birff days.

Anonymous said...

He says he doesn't want to go to jail for $4, but he does not say a word about hurting the human in the robbery. Off with his fucking nigger head. I'm sick of this bullshit.

King Kaffir said...

Lookie Here---

I thinks I used to play cards wit that boy's daddy. He was always talkin' about winnin' the pot because it was his birfday.

Anonymous said...

Like anyone would ever hire this unemployable piece of shit.