Tuesday, December 4, 2012

5'03" & 105 pounds of tough loving woman! Jordan Jones drives car onto train tracks, then attacks cops, nurses at hospital

I think I found the next Mrs. True News USA! She seems like a wonderful gal filled with energy and likes to be spontaneous!

Jordan Jones’ vehicle being struck by a train was just one stressful event of her Sunday morning in northwest Indiana.
Before the 22-year-old rural Valparaiso woman was jailed, she allegedly had injured two police officers and a nurse, caused several people to be treated for potential blood borne pathogens, escaped from handcuffs, knocked herself unconscious and been taken to two separate emergency rooms.
Even though Jones is only 5-foot-3 and weighs 105 pounds, according to her arrest paperwork, police said it took eight people to restrain her so she could be sedated to allow a doctor to put six stitches in her forehead.
Jones allegedly was drinking at the Upper Deck in Chesterton before becoming confused while driving north on Calumet Road. She allegedly told police she thought she was turning onto Broadway when she turned east onto the railroad tracks instead, and her yellow 2003 Pontiac Sunfire got stuck. She got out of the car to see why it was stuck, and Jones inadvertently locked herself out of the running vehicle, which was still in gear. She called Chesterton police around 4:15 a.m., when she saw a train headed her way. The train struck the car’s rear passenger side before police arrived, but Jones had moved far enough away that she was not hurt.
Jones allegedly failed field sobriety tests and agreed to a blood draw, conducted around 6:30 a.m. at St. Anthony’s emergency room in Chesterton. When she learned her blood-alcohol level was 0.226 percent and she was under arrest for drunken driving, Jones allegedly began resisting officers and yelling at medical staff.
As officers moved Jones out of a wheelchair and into the back of a squad car, Jones kicked Cpl. Jamie Nale-Copollo in the jaw, making her head fly backward into the car’s roof and door frame. Within a short time of being secured in the vehicle, Jones got out of her handcuffs, police said. Even after she was secured more firmly, Jones repeatedly bashed her head into the back seat cage until she knocked herself unconscious. Emergency Medical Services met the squad car along Indiana 49 to assist. When Jones woke, police said, she spit saliva and blood into officer Fernando Dominguez’s and paramedic Greg Adair’s faces. She also allegedly bit Dominquez’s finger, puncturing his glove and breaking the skin.
Taken to Porter Regional Hospital around 7 a.m., Jones continued fighting, kicking a nurse in the crotch and stomach. Four nurses, two police officers, a hospital security officer and a doctor held her down to be restrained again after being moved from the ambulance’s gurney to a hospital bed.
According to Porter County jail, Jones was charged with felony battery to a police officer, felony resisting law enforcement, felony battery by bodily waste to an officer, misdemeanor drunken driving, misdemeanor battery, misdemeanor criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fernando Dominguez is he related to the former Sheriff?

Anonymous said...

Should have put a round in this fucking Whore's noggin. Why let a reckless POS like this live. Too bad she wasn't still sitting in the car when the train hit.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

Indiana chics! They're fun to stick dicks into. And they hate niggers to.

Anonymous said...

Looks like some of the coppers after watch parties!! Must be a freak in the sack

Anonymous said...

I would put a baby in that whore, then use that baby to attack my enemmies and swipe shit from stores. It would be a super bi polar baby. I'll bet she can make an alley cat blush.

Anonymous said...

Rough looking for 22 years old.

Anonymous said...

she needs a spanking

Anonymous said...

I guess she can't handle her alcohol.

SpankDaddy said...

They should have locked into a room with me. I would be the only one able to walk out and her buttocks would be a nice crimson color. She would be a pussy cat then.

Anonymous said...

A liberal's "Dream Date".

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I gotta have this fiery Bitch!!

Anonymous said...

I would tap that little hellcat, even while she was spitting blood in my eye.

Anonymous said...

Hot! I'd like to spend time in the valley. It's probably warm, wet, and full of stuff that makes you tingle.

Anonymous said...

Bazinga!!

Anonymous said...

Can't a girl have some fun

Anonymous said...

Hoo Hoo Srupido cops canr take a skinny wite hore but want to fuck with Hispanic Men?? No wonder we taking over jajajajaja

Anonymous said...

Jones Voted for Obama, then asked him if he'd like her to sit on his face. Obama told Jones that Moochelle did that to him once, and he has sufferred nightmares from it ever since.

Anonymous said...

She has that imbred Indiana look about her.

Anonymous said...

She can fish,fight,fart,fuck....smoke cigars and drive a truck !!!....my kind o woman!!!!!

Anonymous said...

She can fish,fight,fart,fuck....smoke cigars and drive a truck !!!....my kind o woman!!!!!

Anonymous said...


I met a kunt like her and three of us are still IOD?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Allen's little girlfriend on the old Two and a Half men !!

Anonymous said...

awwwww shit. what a night! hey, wait, why am i chaine to the bed? jimmy? oh fuck, the cops! what did i do?

Anonymous said...

How do you say "White Trash" !!!!!

Anonymous said...

She looks like she'd clean up real good, and she's got nice little purty, pouty mouth.

So yeah, I'd hit it.

Mr. SouthSide said...

Bring her to Beatrice's. I can see her and "Crabs" Corcoran getting into it.

Chick fight!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It sounds like a fun time but she may have to recover a little to repeat it.

Anonymous said...

She looks delicious.

Anonymous said...

I would like to give her some driving lessons and some dick.

Anonymous said...

I bet that chick could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmm yummy. I'll bet this little wildcat could fuck you into a coma, and then can a year's worth of peaches and bring in the whole alfalfa crop before suppertime.

Unknown said...

Damn Jamie!!!
I taught you better than that.

Danny

Unknown said...

Damn Jamie!!!
I taught you better than that.

Danny

Anonymous said...

She could suck the yellow paint off a John Deere trailer hitch. WOOOO-DOGGIE!

Anonymous said...

Totally Hot! She got them good blow-job lips!

Anonymous said...

trust fund baby!!! spectators probably could have used a bag of popcorn for the show that this un-popped kernal put on!!!

Anonymous said...

Woman charged with attacking cops says she’s Orville Redenbacher’s granddaughter

Crazy pussy and popcorn too boot!
I'm All In.

Anonymous said...

" inbred". You idiot!

Anonymous said...

Would she screw me wearing Orville's bow tie?